--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 13 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 13** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages ‎6 year old boy : I love you mom !!! Mom : awww..! I love you too! . . . . 17 year old boy : I love you mom! Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d ## [It's not going to work between me and you (diet)](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/its-not-going-to-work-between-me-and-you-diet.html "It's not going to work between me and you (diet)") Dear diet, It's not me, It's you I just don't think its going to work between us, You are boring, tasteless & I can't stop cheating on you ## [What was the first thing](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/what-was-the-first-thing.html "What was the first thing") Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?‚ Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚ Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚ Witness: “My name is Susan.‚ ## [Three Skeletons Talking ..](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/three-skeletons-talking.html "Three Skeletons Talking ..") Three Skeletons Talking .. 1st Skeleton : I M The Most Skinny Looking Skeleton In The World . 2nd Skeleton : No I M The Thinnest Skeleton In The World . 3rd Skeleton : Errr... I Think You Haven't Heard About Sara ;-) Skeleton Shocked :-p Humsafar Rocked ## [Prefer texting over calls](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/prefer-texting-over-calls.html "Prefer texting over calls") I Prefer Texting Over Phone Calls Because It Gives Me More Time To Think About What To Say:) ## [Solution for all the problems](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/solution-for-all-the-problems.html "Solution for all the problems") We Have Solution For All The Problems . . . . . When They R Not Ours:p ## [Man and woman sent on earth](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/man-and-woman-sent-on-earth.html "Man and woman sent on earth") Man was sent on Earth to "suffer", & Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens" Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904) ## [Husband at the bank](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/husband-at-the-bank.html "Husband at the bank") Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook? ## [Explain the word "Automatically"](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/explain-the-word-automatically.html "Explain the word ") Explain the word "Automatically" ? ? ? ? ? ? ? nahin pata? OK ok I will explain agar koi ganji larki rakshay main baithi ho to us ko kehte hain "Auto\_me\_takli" ## [Alphabets for fashion geeks :p](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/alphabets-for-fashion-geeks-p.html "Alphabets for fashion geeks :p") This Is How Fashion Freaks Learn Alphabets Today: A For Armani B - Burberry C - Chanel D - Dior E - Escada F - Fendi G - Gucci H - Hermes I - Iceberg J - Jimmy Choo K - Karl Lagerfeld L - Louis Vuitton M - Manolo Blahnik N - Nina Ricci O - Oscar De La Renta P - Prada Q - Mcqueen R - Ralph Lauren S -Salvatore Ferragamo T - Tods U - Ungaro V - Versace W - Wolfgang Joop X - 2-Xist Y - Yves Saint Laurent Z - Zara ## [U b d Sun of my life ?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/u-b-d-sun-of-my-life.html "U b d Sun of my life ?") Boy : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ? Girl : Awwww ... Yes ! Boy : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me :P ## [Girl wearing a very short skirt](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/girl-wearing-a-very-short-skirt.html "Girl wearing a very short skirt") A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend. Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress? 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