--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 12 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 12** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages Tring Tring Tring. Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai? Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon. Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia, idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon. ## [Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/girlfriend-giving-house-directions-2-her-boyfriend.html "Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend") Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9a, you will find a lift on ur right. Hit 9 with ur elbow, Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell with your elbow & i will get the door 4u" boyfriend says- dear that seems easy but why m i hitting buttons with my elbows? Girlfriend:oh! Sorry, that mean you coming empty handed?") boyfriend: (speechless) :/ :d ## [Boy said I.L.Y to girl](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/boy-said-i-l-y-to-girl.html "Boy said I.L.Y to girl") A text abbreviation joke where ILY means something very different to each person. Boy: "ILY" ... Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ... . . . Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You" ## [Students r not cheaters](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/students-r-not-cheaters.html "Students r not cheaters") Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. > > 'Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-) ## [Husband to a newly wed wife](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/husband-to-a-newly-wed-wife.html "Husband to a newly wed wife") Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life. ## [More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/more-brilliant-than-einstein-and-newton.html "More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton") Attitude Of Youth :) "We Are More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton.. . . . . It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent":p ## [A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/a-kidnapper-telling-u-to-keep-in-touch.html "A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch") Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up.. . . . It Is Like.. . . . A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch. ## [If marriages are made in heaven](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/if-marriages-are-made-in-heaven.html "If marriages are made in heaven") A quick Q&A about what is made in heaven vs. what is made in hell. Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage! ## [Modern definition of will power](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/modern-definition-of-will-power.html "Modern definition of will power") Question: What Is Will-Power? Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20 msg & 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook, And Still You Click . . . . . LOGOUT ## [Prove you were not overspeeding](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/prove-you-were-not-overspeeding.html "Prove you were not overspeeding") Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car? Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p ## [Santa & Mathematical conversion](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/santa-mathematical-conversion.html "Santa & Mathematical conversion") Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton! ## [If u like my SMS](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/if-u-like-my-sms.html "If u like my SMS") A meta SMS chain that turns deleting it into a sign of jealousy. 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