--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 11 of 27" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Page 11** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages 6 truths of life:- 1\. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2\. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3\. The first truth is a lie. 4\. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5\. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6\. There's still a stupid smile on your face. ## [I like u, miss u, love u](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/i-like-u-miss-u-love-u.html "I like u, miss u, love u") I like u I miss u I love u I find u my best friend I respect u I care u . . .. . . All are examples of present indefinite tense:-P ## [Wait for the waiter](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/wait-for-the-waiter.html "Wait for the waiter") When You "Wait" For A Waiter In A Restaurant, . . . . . . . . . . . . Aren't You The Waiter?:p ## [Golden rule to be happy with man/woman](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/golden-rule-to-be-happy-with-manwoman.html "Golden rule to be happy with man/woman") A golden rule about happiness with men vs. women — understanding optional for one side. Golden Rule:- 'To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)" ## [What a man can be, he must be.](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/what-a-man-can-be-he-must-be.html "What a man can be, he must be.") A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be. ## [Difference between deciding and doing](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/difference-between-deciding-and-doing.html "Difference between deciding and doing") 5 frogs were sitting on a wall 4 decided to jump off. How many left now?? still 5. because There€™s a lot of difference between Deciding and doing ## [Everybody makes mistakes in this world](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/everybody-makes-mistakes-in-this-world.html "Everybody makes mistakes in this world") In this world everybody makes mistakes... But Only girlfriend, wife n boss have the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them n reminding them ## [A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/a-sardar-his-wife-were-waiting-for-train.html "A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train") A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana ## [Fast food of tiger](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/fast-food-of-tiger.html "Fast food of tiger") Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree.. Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked "What Was That?" 2nd Tiger Smiled And Said: . . . Fast Food :p ## [Taaray mobile per](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/taaray-mobile-per.html "Taaray mobile per") \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*THE END\*\*\*\*\*\* You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-) ## [I love hearing rumors about myself](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/i-love-hearing-rumors-about-myself.html "I love hearing rumors about myself") I love hearing rumors about myself, most of the time, its stuff I didn't even know about myself. ## [Man seem to love fruit salad](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/man-seem-to-love-fruit-salad.html "Man seem to love fruit salad") Women are like fruits Every woman has her own unique taste & color The problem is the men They seem to love fruit salad - [« First](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) - [‹ Previous](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/10/) - [8](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/8/) - [9](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/9/) - [10](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/10/) - 11 - [12](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/12/) - [13](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/13/) - [14](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/14/) - [Next ›](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/12/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/page/11/", "name": "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes - Page 11 of 27", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website" }, "description": "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? 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