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#  Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.

Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

## [Marry someone who can cook](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/marry-someone-who-can-cook.html "Marry someone who can cook")

Marry Someone Who Can COOK
LOVE Fades,
HUNGER Doesn’t

:-P

## [Men are like bank accounts.](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/men-are-like-bank-accounts.html "Men are like bank accounts.")

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.

## [The Final Exam Will Be Based On](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/the-final-exam-will-be-based-on.html "The Final Exam Will Be Based On")

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.

## [Nagative answer](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nagative-answer-2.html "Nagative answer")

A grammar trick joke where a boy's double-negative accidentally admits everything.

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."

## [Cut workload by 50%](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/cut-workload-by-50.html "Cut workload by 50%")

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

## [Habbit of talking in sleep](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/habbit-of-talking-in-sleep.html "Habbit of talking in sleep")

A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake

## [Go down to see my heart..](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/go-down-to-see-my-heart.html "Go down to see my heart..")

Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.

## [I'm mind blowing](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/im-mind-blowing.html "I'm mind blowing")

Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.

keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u

Because
people
Say
I
M
Mind
blowing

## [Whom women listens carefully](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/whom-women-listens-carefully.html "Whom  women listens carefully")

The only person to whom
women listens carefully
is a photographer .. :p

## [Please brush daily](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/please-brush-daily.html "Please brush daily")

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.

So please

Brush daily! :-)

## [Once upon a time](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/once-upon-a-time.html "Once upon a time")

A fairy tale proposal where the girl says no and the boy lives happily ever after.

Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
"will you marry me?"
The girl replied,"No"

aur is tarah

Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.

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