--- title: "Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes" description: "Looking for Misc SMS Jokes? Explore 321 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Misc SMS Jokes** # Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages **Miscellaneous sms jokes** that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply **hilarious sms jokes** ## [LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/love-your-husband-because.html "LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...") LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his taste. Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep. He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you. Love him if forgets to give you a gift on your birthday. He is saving money for future. Love him Because... You don't have a Choice... and killing is a legal offense ## [Height of over love](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/height-of-over-love.html "Height of over love") Height of over love A boy doesn't chat with his girlfriend because He feels that her hand Might pain while typing the text. ## [Tell someone you love them today](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/tell-someone-you-love-them-today.html "Tell someone you love them today") Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But Shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing ## [khush insan](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/khush-insan.html "khush insan") Duniya me 3 insan khush hote hai 1 jise sacha pyar milta hai Dusra jise achha yaar milta hai teesra jise mera msg baar baar milta hai Kyu aa gai na (smile) ## [New Generation](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/new-generation.html "New Generation") Miss ne nursery class k bchay se kaha 1 se 10 tk gino main tumhen kiss krun gi Bacha bola: Agr me 1 se 1000 tak ginu to koi pakage hai? ## [Ganjay uchal rahay thay](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/ganjay-uchal-rahay-thay.html "Ganjay uchal rahay thay") Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they . . . Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they . . . . Pas a ker dekha to Ganjey uchal rahe they:) ## [Latifa kisey kehtey hain](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/latifa-kisey-kehtey-hain.html "Latifa kisey kehtey hain") A simple Urdu wordplay joke between two pagals about the word 'latifa'. Aik pagal dosre pagal se: Latifa kisey kehtey hain Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko ## [Chand lamho ki zindagi hai](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/chand-lamho-ki-zindagi-hai.html "Chand lamho ki zindagi hai") Chand lamho ki zindagi hai, Nafraton se jiya nahi karte, Lagta hai dushmano se guzarish karni padegi, Kyunki aap to ab sms kiya nahi karte. ## [Kaam kaam kaam](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/kaam-kaam-kaam.html "Kaam kaam kaam") Kaam kaam kaam 10 to 5 tak kaam uske baad ek shaam ush shaam mein aapke liye ek pyara sa jaam ush jaam se aap hamesha k liye jaam to bhool jao kaam ## [A for Apple - Dedicated to STEVE JOBS](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/apple-dedicated-steve-jobs.html "A for Apple - Dedicated to STEVE JOBS") Dedicated to STEVE JOBS A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple. I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple. K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple. L for lena padhega tumko apple. M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple. N for naa nahi kehtey kyun key yeh hai apple. O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple. P for pet bhar Ke khaao apple. Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple. R for roz khaao tum apple. S for sehetmand rahoge agar khaaogey tum apple. T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple. U for udhaar ke nahi hai yeh apple. V for very tasty hai yeh apple. W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple. X for X'mas mein bhi khane padenge apple. Y for yoon na chehra phero dekhkey apple Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple............ ## [Pizza always confuses us](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/pizza-always-confuses-us.html "Pizza always confuses us") PIZZA always confuses us: It comes in Square box, When u open it's Round, When u start eating it's Triangle Life is also like Pizza.. 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