---
title: "Marriage SMS / Text messages & jokes in Hindi, Urdu & English - Page 4 of 5"
description: "Looking for Marriage SMS? Explore 55 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile."
---

You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Marriage SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/) » **Page 4**

#  Marriage SMS / Text Messages

It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

## [When a man holds a woman hands?](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/when-a-man-holds-a-woman-hands.html "When a man holds a woman hands?")

"When a man holds a woman hands?"

When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense

## [MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/marriage-is-the-7th-sense-of-humans.html "MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans")

**What's Marriage?**
.
.
.
Answer:
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

## [Man before Marriage is like Airtel](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/man-before-marriage-is-like-airtel.html "Man before Marriage is like Airtel")

Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"

After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

## [Advertisement of wife wanted](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/advertisement-of-wife-wanted.html "Advertisement of wife wanted")

One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

## [What is marriage?](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/what-is-marriage.html "What is marriage?")

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

## [Cost to get married](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/cost-to-get-married.html "Cost to get married")

A little kid asks his Dad,
"Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"

"No idea," replied the Father,
"I'm still paying for it..."

## [Last two words in yes dear](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/last-two-words-in-yes-dear.html "Last two words in yes dear")

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"

## [Marriage is like going to a restaurant](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/marriage-is-like-going-to-a-restaurant.html "Marriage is like going to a restaurant")

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that.....

## [First marriage is the triumph of](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/first-marriage-is-the-triumph-of.html "First marriage is the triumph of")

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

## [Telling a lie](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/telling-a-lie.html "Telling a lie")

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

## [Why do we all marry?](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/why-do-we-all-marry.html "Why do we all marry?")

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

- [1](https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/)
- [2](https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/page/2/)
- [3](https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/page/3/)
- 4
- [5](https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/page/5/)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/page/4/",
            "name": "Marriage SMS / Text messages & jokes in Hindi, Urdu & English - Page 4 of 5",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website"
            },
            "description": "Looking for Marriage SMS? Explore 55 hand-picked messages to read, copy and share free on SMS4Smile.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/page/4/#breadcrumb"
            },
            "inLanguage": "en-US"
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/page/4/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "SMS4Smile",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Marriage SMS"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/",
            "name": "SMS4Smile",
            "description": "Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]",
            "potentialAction": [
                {
                    "@type": "SearchAction",
                    "target": {
                        "@type": "EntryPoint",
                        "urlTemplate": "https://sms4smile.com/?s={search_term_string}"
                    },
                    "query-input": {
                        "@type": "PropertyValueSpecification",
                        "valueRequired": true,
                        "valueName": "search_term_string"
                    }
                }
            ],
            "inLanguage": "en-US"
        }
    ]
}
```