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#  Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

## [Cable T.V](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/cable-tv.html "Cable T.V")

Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

## [Bank make your dreams come true](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/bank-account.html "Bank make your dreams come true")

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true...

## [To avoid side effects](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/to-avoid-side-effects.html "To avoid side effects")

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

## [Dont carry umbrella during rain](https://sms4smile.com/barish-rain-sms/bantas-advise.html "Dont carry umbrella during rain")

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

## [Because married men are more obedient.](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html "Because married men are more obedient.")

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

- [1](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/santa-banta-sms/)
- [2](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/santa-banta-sms/page/2/)
- [3](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/santa-banta-sms/page/3/)
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