--- title: "Exams SMS messages, wishes, funny, jokes, text messages and result sms - Page 4 of 6" description: "Browse 52 Exam SMS on SMS4Smile — the best collection to copy, share and send to friends, family and loved ones." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Exam SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/exam-sms/) » **Page 4** # Exam SMS / Text Messages Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me for something that I didn't do ? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That's good. Actually i didn't do my homework! ## [Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/samandar-bhar-syllabus-hota-hai.html "Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai") Student lament about an ocean of syllabus, a river of studying, and ending up with barely a handful of marks. Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain ## [A Good / Best Teacher is who ....](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-good-best-teacher-is-who.html "A Good / Best Teacher is who ....") A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard... But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D ## [Tomorrow exam's cheat today!](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/tomorrow-exams-cheat-today.html "Tomorrow exam's cheat today!") Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-) ## [Stop only when we enter the examination hall](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/stop-only-when-we-enter-the-examination-hall.html "Stop only when we enter the examination hall") Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall. ## [Silence and smile is the best..](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/silence-and-smile-is-the-best.html "Silence and smile is the best..") SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:) ## [Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/kash-koi-exam-result-ka-insurance-kara-deta.html "Kash koi ") Exam insurance SMS: if results existed as an insurance policy, you'd pay the premium — pass is fine, but at least you'd get a claim on failure. Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete... ## [Turning pages without reading](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/turning-pages-without-reading.html "Turning pages without reading") A one-liner comparing students to air — both flip pages without reading. Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book's pages without reading. ## [Kehdo un parhne walon se](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/kehdo-un-parhne-walon-se.html "Kehdo un parhne walon se") Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay, ## [Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/kisi-ko-deni-ho-jawani-main-saza.html "Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza") A Roman Urdu poem that ends with studying as the worst punishment of youth. koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-) ## [Exams ka saya hai,](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/exams-ka-saya-hai.html "Exams ka saya hai,") A melodramatic Urdu verse about exam stress comparing the whole ordeal to maya (illusion) — even the syllabus feels like a cosmic trick. Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!! ## [E.T.C Means...](https://sms4smile.com/exam-sms/e-t-c-means.html "E.T.C Means...") Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams? Because It Means. . . . 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