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title: "Adult SMS jokes messages (Latest, Free, Naughty & Funny)"
description: "Discover 33 Adult SMS on SMS4Smile. Fresh messages added often — copy, paste and send to make someone smile."
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#  Adult SMS / Text Messages

Collection of slightly **adult sms jokes &amp; text messages**. Some popular searches for such types of sms messages includes **adult sms jokes**, **adult sms forwards**, **free adult sms**, **funny adult sms**, **adult sms messages**, **Latest / New adult sms**, **adult messages**, **[hindi adult sms](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms "Hindi Adult messages")**, **[urdu adult sms](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms)** **collection**

## [Full Time Masti ... Non stop fun](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/full-time-masti-non-stop-fun.html "Full Time Masti ... Non stop fun")

6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera...
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LG KG 195

## [Larkion ko ezzat do](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/larkion-ko-ezzat-do.html "Larkion ko ezzat do")

"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay

To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den"...
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)

## [Teri sula ke lu?](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/teri-sula-ke-lu.html "Teri sula ke lu?")

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu.

## [Usne utari saree...](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/usne-utari-saree.html "Usne utari saree...")

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!

## [Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/pehlay-kiss-karo-phir-palang-per-litao.html "Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao")

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

## [one girl asked to pappu](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/one-girl-asked-to-pappu.html "one girl asked to pappu")

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

## [Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/maa-gaon-mein-fauji-aaye-hain.html "Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain")

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

## [pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai ...](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/pehlay-hath-mai-lo-phir-mun-mai.html "pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai ...")

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

## [](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/messages.html)

**Hindi adult sms messages** which is apparently **Urdu adult sms** contains **Urdu funny adult sms**, **adults Urdu sms**, **Urdu adult sms jokes**, **free adult sms**, **new Urdu adult sms**, **adult sms in Hindi**, **adult sms in Urdu**, **Urdu adult sms jokes**, **funny adult sms in Urdu**, **free adult sms in Urdu**.Hope you like our collection.

## [Tujhey sub pata hai](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/tujhey-sub-pata-hai.html "Tujhey sub pata hai")

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

## [Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/dil-kerta-hai-tujhey-kuttay-k-agay-dal-dun.html "Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun")

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

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- [5](https://sms4smile.com/category/adult-sms/page/5/)

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