--- title: "99/100 idiots would try it. - April Fools SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge... Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it. Forward this April Fools SMS to someone…" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [April Fools SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/april-fools-sms/) » **99/100 idiots would try it.** # 99/100 idiots would try it. [April Fools SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/april-fools-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/april-fools-sms/99100-idiots-would-try-it.html&media=&description=99/100%20idiots%20would%20try%20it.) Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge... Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it. ### Related SMS 1. [6 truths of life](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/6-truths-of-life.html) 6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid \[…\] 3. [Missing me and reading my SMS](https://sms4smile.com/smile-sms/missing-me-and-reading-my-sms.html) Let me guess what U R doing... Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling. 5. [Lovely Rose Day Message](https://sms4smile.com/rose-day-sms/lovely-rose-day-message.html) A Rose Day message comparing feelings to flowers — both too soft to handle with rough hands. Flower are very soft don't touch them with hard hands Similary feelings are so soft like flowers don't touch them with harsh words! 7. [Funn Fact About "Behind every Successful man There is a Woman"](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/funn-fact-about-behind-every-successful-man-there-is-a-woman-3.html) Some IDIOTS say: "Behind every Successful man There is a Woman" But Nobody know the Fact: "WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN" 9. [Flowers & feelings r very soft](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/flowers-feelings-r-very-soft.html) "Flowers" are very soft, do not "Touch" them with hard hands... Similarly "Feelings" are like soft flowers, do not "Touch" them with harsh words... 11. [New economic analysis](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/new-economic-analysis.html) New Economic Analysis: Its better to have a Long distance Relationship: Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates.... :-P ;-) 13. [Spoken and unspoken words](https://sms4smile.com/wise-sms-quotes/spoken-and-unspoken-words.html) Nobody Can Touch Words, But Words Do Touch Everybody.. We Are The Master of Our Unspoken Words, And Slave of Our Spoken Words..! 15. [Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sardar-i-havent-slept-all-nite-in-the-train.html) A sardar joke about a sleepless train night and a misunderstood berth exchange. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth.. 17. [Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions:](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/diff-bw-commerce-science-questions.html) Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions: Commerce : What Is Ur Name? (10 Mrks) Science: What Is Ur Name & Its Origin? Give Relations &Applied Aspects Along With It'S Logical Significance. Also Explain With The Help Of Graph. It'S Upper & Lower Limits.(1+1+1=3 Marks) Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega? =P =D 19. [Turning pages without reading](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/turning-pages-without-reading.html) A one-liner comparing students to air — both flip pages without reading. Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book's pages without reading. 21. [Turning pages without reading](https://sms4smile.com/exam-sms/turning-pages-without-reading-2.html) Air and students have the same mentality Dont you know how ? Both keep turning book's pages without reading 23. [U r beautiful,talented,amazing](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/u-r-beautifultalentedamazing.html) You! Yes, you The one reading this. You are beautiful, talented, amazing and simply the best at being you. Never forget that. 25. [When an angel came to me,...Good Night](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/when-an-angel-came-to-megood-night.html) When an angel came to me, he asked: "What is your wish for tonight?" I said "Please take care of the person who's reading this message." Good night! 27. [I knocked at HEAVENS door](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/i-knocked-at-heavens-door.html) I knocked at HEAVENS door GOD asked" What is your wish of today?" I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message" GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED " 29. [Importance of thumb...](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/importance-of-thumb.html) Importance of thumb... Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . . . . Oh....u toooo? 31. [God take care](https://sms4smile.com/ascii-sms/god-take-care.html) \_\_\_00000\_\_\_00000 \*.\*. \* . \* .. \*GOD \_\_0000000\_0000000. \* . \* . \*TAKE \_\_0000 OOOO 00000. \* . \* . \*CARE \_\_\_0000000000000 \* . \* . \* . \*OF \_\_\_\_00000000000 \* . \*. \* . \* .\*PERSON \_\_\_\_\_\_0000000 \* . \*. \* . \* . \*\* .\*.\*THAT \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_000 \* . \*. \* . \* ... \[…\] 33. 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One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this. Happy Kiss Day 45. [At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping](https://sms4smile.com/good-night-sms/at-this-moment-37-millions-are-sleeping23-millions-are-falling-in-love41-million-are-eating-only-one-cute-person-in-the-whole-world-is-reading-my-smsgood-night.html) At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping, 2.3 Millions are falling in Love, 4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS ... Good Night!!! 47. [I say forget me not](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/i-say-forget-me-not.html) Animal say beat me not flower say touch me not tree say cut me not but i say forget me not 49. [A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/a-kidnapper-telling-u-to-keep-in-touch.html) Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up.. . . . It Is Like.. . . . A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch. 51. 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[Nobody, But You My Love.!!](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/nobody-but-you-my-love.html) When you want someone to know they've reached places in you that no one else has. This says it simply and directly. Nobody Knows Me, The Way U Do. Nobody Can Read My Eyes, The Way U See. Nobody Can Feel My Soul, The Way U Touch. Nobody Owns My Heart, The Way U Hold. \[…\] 65. [Don't be sick!!](https://sms4smile.com/get-well-soon-sms/dont-sick.html) Lord, touch my friend in the forehead and release him out of his illness. 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