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	<description>Latest SMS / text messages &#038; jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday &#038; adult]</description>
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		<title>Y u r my good friend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[F- field of love
R- root of joy
I- island of God
E-end of sorrow
N-name of hope
D-door of understanding
and
thats why you are my good friend
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		<title>FRIENDS are the thermometers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[FRIENDS are the thermometers
by which
we may judge
the temperature of
our fortunes
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		<link>http://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/friends-are-the-thermometers.html</link>
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		<title>Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Teacher To Student: 
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? 
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
]]></description>
		<link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/can-you-define-who-is-lecturer.html</link>
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		<title>Why we make friends ???</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why we make friends ??? 
Cause
they understand
just by looking in ur eyes
Cause
u can say
something stupid or
expose ur deepest
secrets to them 
Cause
they believe in
ur dreams, no matter
how silly they may seem 
Cause
they love u
for what u r 
&#038; finally 
everything u do together
becomes a memory
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		<link>http://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/why-we-make-friends.html</link>
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		<title>Hold two contradictory thoughts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The superior person can hold two contradictory thoughts
simultaneously and still continue to function.
You need a long-term vision combined with short-term focus.
- Brian Tracy
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		<link>http://sms4smile.com/inspirational-quotes-sms/hold-two-contradictory-thoughts.html</link>
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		<title>Never KISS a lady police</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
]]></description>
		<link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/never-kiss-a-lady-police.html</link>
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		<title>In a mirror &#038; heart</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a mirror
we find a reflection
of our appearances
But 
in heart
we find a reflection of
our soul
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		<link>http://sms4smile.com/inspirational-quotes-sms/in-a-mirror-heart.html</link>
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		<title>Girl&#8217;s best asset</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A
girl&#8217;s
best
asset
is
her
&#8216;Lie&#8217;Ability&#8221;
]]></description>
		<link>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/girls-best-asset.html</link>
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		<title>Hand grasps at hand</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hand grasps at hand
eye lights eye in good
friendship
and
great hearts expands
and
grow one in te sense
of this worlds life.
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		<link>http://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/hand-grasps-at-hand.html</link>
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		<title>How you control your anger</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush
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		<link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/how-you-control-your-anger.html</link>
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