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Never expect anything in return from any1

But the truth is

when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!


posted in Cool/Decent SMS


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Let me ask u something different

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It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask

Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,

So Let Me Ask U Something Different

Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)


posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Smile SMS

Never expect anything in return

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Never expect anything in return from any1

But the truth is

when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!


posted in Cool/Decent SMS

Passwords of computer

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Fact of Life...

Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer! :-)


posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Complex with difficult explanations

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Every tear is a Sign of
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Cutting Onions!

Every Silnce is a Sign of
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Zero balance!

Every Smile is a Sign of
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Daily Brushing!
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Life is so Simple
Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations


posted in Misc SMS Jokes

2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce

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2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!


posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

Head & Neck of the family

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It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)


posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

U r so cute and dashing

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Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..

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posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Misleading SMS

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