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The Older One Should Sit Here

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Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..

Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here

Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P

posted in Funny SMS

Seeds of patience, sweet fruits

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When You Plant The
Seeds Of Patience,
All You Harvest Is
Sweet Fruits Of Happiness,
Love N Care
Million Smiles On Those
Million People Who Cares For You

posted in Cool/Decent SMS


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Thoughts of the problems in reality

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Sometimes I Just Let The Music Take Me Away.
It Blocks All Thoughts Of The Problems
I Have In Reality!

posted in Cool/Decent SMS

Prefer texting over calls

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I Prefer Texting Over
Phone Calls
Because
It Gives Me More Time
To Think About What To Say:)

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

I will not overspeed

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Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limit
Please let me go, I am a teacher.

A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long

Now write,"I will not overspeed" 1000 times.

posted in Funny SMS

Today's Reality : (Not A Joke)

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Today's Reality : (Not A Joke)

Big House But Small Family.!
More Degrees But Less Common Sense.
Advanced Medicine But Poor Health.!
Touched Moon But Neighbours Unknown.!
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind.!
High IQ But Less Emotions.!
Good Knowledge But Less Wisdom.!
Lots Of Human Beings But Less Humanity.!
Many Comedians,But None Are.. FreaKy.!

posted in Cool/Decent SMS

Solution for all the problems


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We Have Solution For All The Problems
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.
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When They R Not Ours:p

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Reason for girls to live longer

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Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
.
"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

posted in Funny SMS

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