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Someday you may lose your hair.

Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don't have!

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

Hum Jaise Dost Bar Bar Mila Nahi Karte

Sitam Karo Na Karo Hum Gila Nahi Karte,
Veerano Me Kabhi Phool Khila Nahi Karte,

Magar Itna Yaad Rakhna ,
Hum Jaise Dost Bar Bar Mila Nahi Karte

KOI KIYA JANAY

Mosam-e-hijr k lamhat koi kiya janay,
Kya guzarti hai meray sath ko kiya janay,

Doriyon me bhi tere sath marasim hen woi,
Roz hoti hai mulaqat koi kiya janay,

Log hansti hui ankhon pe yaqeen rakhtay hain,
Mere ansuu mere jazbat koi kiya janay,

Ek tu hai jisay malum hen sari batain,
Shab-e-hijran mere halat koi kiya janay,

Koi kiya janay k khamoshiyan kia kehti hain,
Aay Dhani teri ankhon k sawalat koi kiya janay

Ek Zid Hamari Chand Ko Panay ki..!

Ek Aada Aapki Dil Churane Ke,
Ek Aada Aapki Dil Mein Bas Jane Ke,

Ek Chehra Aapka Chand Jaisa,
Ek Zid Hamari Chand Ko Panay ki..!

Future plans of childrens

Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

You are a DONKEY

You are a DONKEY

D4 decent
O4 outclass
N4 nice
K4 kind
E4 excelent
Y4 young

TEHREER MEIN THA

Ye jo shafaaf sa ik aks us jheel mein tha,
Koi chehra tha magar chaand ki tamseel mein tha,

Yaad karta hu kahan bhool k aya hu usay,
Aisa hi aks meri soch ki zambeel mein tha,

Baat kia thi ye mujhe achi tarah yaad nahi,
Haan aap ka zikr b tha aur bari tafseel se tha,

Koi pegham tha ankhon mein so ankhon mein raha,
Masla asal to paigham ki tarseel mein tha,

Is naye nuskhe mein takhreef hui hai warna,
Zikr mera bhi kahin pyar ki injeel mein tha