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Man was sent on Earth to "suffer",
&
Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens"
Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)


posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Explain the word "Automatically"

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Explain the word "Automatically"
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nahin pata?

OK ok I will explain

agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
"Auto_me_takli"


posted in Misc SMS Jokes


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7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ?

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7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ?

1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever,
2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat,
3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans,
4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be Their Friend,
5: The Same Hair Style Lasts For Years Or Even Decades,
6: They Can Do Shopping For 25 Relatives In 25 Minutes,
7: They Don't Freak Out When They Go To A Party N See Another Man Wearing The Same Shirt, Instead They Become Buddies.


posted in Cool/Decent SMS

Alphabets for fashion geeks :p

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This Is How Fashion Freaks
Learn Alphabets Today:

A For Armani
B - Burberry
C - Chanel
D - Dior
E - Escada
F - Fendi
G - Gucci
H - Hermes
I - Iceberg
J - Jimmy Choo
K - Karl Lagerfeld
L - Louis Vuitton
M - Manolo Blahnik
N - Nina Ricci
O - Oscar De La Renta
P - Prada
Q - Mcqueen
R - Ralph Lauren
S -Salvatore Ferragamo
T - Tods
U - Ungaro
V - Versace
W - Wolfgang Joop
X - 2-Xist
Y - Yves Saint Laurent
Z - Zara


posted in Misc SMS Jokes

U b d Sun of my life ?

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Boy : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ?
Girl : Awwww ... Yes !
Boy : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me :P


posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Coins Always Make Sound

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"Coins Always Make Sound"
But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent!
“So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm & Silent


posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Wise SMS Quotes

Girl wearing a very short skirt

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A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.
Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress?
Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.


posted in Misc SMS Jokes


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Life, Dreams, and Time

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"Life Has No Pause Button
Dreams Have No Expiry Dates
&
Time Takes No Holiday"


posted in Cool/Decent SMS

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