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Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay

Kisi ko apna bananay main dair lagti hay,
Aik wada nibhanay main dair lagti hay,

Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay,
Magar usay bhulanay main dai lagti hay....

Teacher & bachay

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

Vacancy available

Vacancy available
post = true friend
Ability = (loving & caring)
Experience= (not required)
Duty = (two sms daily)
Salary= (never ending love)

To Applu..
Send a sweet SMS

Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hain.

Yeh sach hai k Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar..
insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hain..

Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle..
Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hain.

Girl's best asset

A
girl's
best
asset
is
her
'Lie'Ability"

Guzray hain hum kuch aisay muqam say

Pee hay sharab her gali her may khanay say,
Aik dosti si ho gayai hay sharab k jaam say,

Guzray hain hum kuch aisay muqam say k,
Nafrat si ho gayai hay mohabbat k naam say...

Best for those who understand me

I never prove to be
good enough for every one..!

But

I'M the Best for them,
who understand me !!

What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That's business...!!

How to impress a girl / boy

How to impress a girl

>Respect Her
>Honour Her
>Love Her
>Protect Her
>Care For Her

How to Impress a boy

>Just smile once
>Game over

Plan ur Future in Advance

Future is Not something U Await!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!

Intezar to sab kartay hain

Jo hud say na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kiya
Jo pyar karnay pay majboor na kar day wo iqrar hi kia,

Intezar to sab kartay hain,
saansain tootnay tuk Jo sath na day woh yaar hi kia

Scratch & win

Scratch & Win ..
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Pathan ...

Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->