Latest Free SMS Jokes & Text Messages

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

My smile + my Joy + my
Pleasure + my Life + my Relief
+ my Honour & my Pride =
Your 1 SMS.

Excuse me…..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.

Jo rehtay hain sada dil mein unhain dhoonda nahi kertay
Jo ruch jain rag o pay mein unhain socha nahi kertay

Baharon kay ghanay saye mein tulkhi bhi, chubhan bhi hai
Bamon ki dhoop ka tum say mager shikva nahi kertay

Nahi aatay kabhi bhi laot ker guzray huay maosam
Barastay badlon ki aas mein tarsa nahi kertay

Tajasus aur berhta hai machal jatay hain sun ker hum
Achanak piyar ki baton ka rukh mora nahi kertay

Teri nazer e inayat say huay jatay hain jo ghayal
Unhain qatil nigahoon say kabhi dekha nahi kertay

Insano ke kandhay pe insaan ja rahay hain.
kafan me liptay kuch armaan ja rahey hain.
jinhe nahi mili mohhobat duniya mein.
mohhobat pane woh shamshan ja rahay they.

Par haste haste Kabhi woh bhi roye honge…
Yadon me hamari woh bhi khoye honge,
khuli aankhon se kabhi woh bhi soye honge,
Maana hasna hai Aada Gham Chupanay ki,
par haste haste Kabhi woh bhi roye honge…

Hamare zakhmon ki waja bhi woh hai…
hamare zakhmon ki dawa bhi woh hai,
Woh namak zakhmon pay lagaye toh kya hua,
mohabbat karnay ki saza hi woh hai…..

jo sach nahi hai wo sapna hai,
sapnon se sikayat kon karay,
jo dard diya wo apna hai,
apnon se sikayat kon karey?