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Pretty or Ugly ?
Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
Bf : You Are Both
Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
- Beautiful or ugly
- Call a girl pretty or ugly
- Picture on driving license and facebook
- A boy came running in the kitchen
- Wife treats husband
- Funny Oxymorons
- U r like a coin
- Read each word Reversely
- Your teeths r like stars
- Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
- 6 truths of life
- A man received an unknown call..
- Improvements made in you
- Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook
- Don't copy if u can't paste! :p
- Slogan 0n The Toilet Wall
- Reports got mixed up
- Modern definition of will power
- The length & breadth & height of you
- Save treed on paper
- Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri
- Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
- My Msg 2 da wrld!
- Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
- Ladki ko mirgi ka attack
- If somebody comes n tells u
- Y r u praying in classroom?
- I've changed my mind!
- Most dangerous weapons
- jeevan me .........
- Piece of PHILOSOPHY
- Life is strange....
- LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...
"Things are as they are. It is you who label them as beautiful or ugly. " :-)
"Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"
Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)
A boy came running in the kitchen, Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door Dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]
Funny Oxymoron's: (An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together) 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original copies & the Mother of all […]
Boy: "You Are Like A COIN." Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?" Boy: "No, Two Faced"
Read each word Reversely: A' suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR $M$ revenehW stI nettirW '...ylesreveR
Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww ... Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.
Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . . . . Sweety ! Don't Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You..! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers
6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid […]
A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]
After Our Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, "I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You:P"
Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P
A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]
Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall ... "Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I'll Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen ..."
Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma! husband: What should i do now? Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!
Question: What Is Will-Power? Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20 msg & 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook, And Still You Click . . . . . LOGOUT
The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I'll have to take a bite of you.
Definition of Human being by a philosopher: A creature that cuts trees and makes paper, and on those papers writes "SAVE TREES"
Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko, Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko! Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main ! Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per! Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday […]
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
My Msg 2 da wrld! If u like me, raise your hands .. if not, then raise your standards!!
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg K = Khudkash hamle I = Ilm ki Kami S = Sarko Pe Pani T = Traffic Jam A = Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity
Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
If somebody comes n tells u, That u r fool, lazy & stupid! Don't b afraid, go to him, Catch his neck, and tell him "Kisay hor noo naa dasin"
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah. Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind. Ali : Good So Does This One Work Better?
The Two Most dangerous Weapons In The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs 1. A Girl's Smile & 2. A Girl's Tears.
jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost, sab kuch aata hai jaata hai, par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate, samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.
Piece of PHILOSOPHY : Small things hurt a lot Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin..! ;-)
Life is strange .. .. SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms, VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths, And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]