Funny SMS / Text Messages

God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cure, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Beleive me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!