Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

To be a ¢â‚¬Å“Good professional¢â‚¬Â,
always start to study late for ¢â‚¬Å“Exams¢â‚¬Â.
Because it teaches how to manage ¢â‚¬Å“Time¢â‚¬Â
and tackle ¢â‚¬Å“Emergencies¢â‚¬Â!!

Kash hum ek SMS hotay
bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty

mana k aap hamy delete kar daitey
laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty
or
bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK

Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahti hun
han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
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***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.