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1. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

2. Dil se chaho & zubaan say ghussa karo

AAJ KI 2 pyaari BAATEIN, 1/kisi ko chahtay ho to dil say chaho sirf zubaan say nahi, 2/agar kisi k 7 ghussa karna hay to sirf zubaan say karo dil say nahi,

3. SMS receive karnay k charges hotay to..?

Socho Ager SMS receive kernay k paise lagte tou kia hota? guess? guess? Aaj Aap meri Waja se road per bheek mangrahay hotay.

4. muj ko chor kr janay walay

muj ko chor kr janay walay mera dil dokhanay walay bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho agar tm is eid pr na aye to mera kia banay ga? main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga? ? ? AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE […]

5. Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

Jab ap paida howay, Tab akash se phool barsay, Parion ne jashan kia, Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae, or bolay . . . . Hamari jan chuti Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

6. ALLAH ne hame konsa messages dia hai

Hum rozana inbox kholte hain k hamare dost ne konsa sms bheija hai, lekin Kia hum qozana QURAN kholte hain? k ALLAH ne hame konsa messages dia hai sochiya ga zaror

7. Quran Ki Tafsir 3 Jumloo Main

Quran Ki Tafsir 3 Jumloo Main 1- ALLAH Ko Razi Karo Us K Ehkam Se .. 2- Rasool S.A.W Ko Razi Karu Unki Eta`at Se .. 3- Makhluq Ko Razi Karo Un k Haqooq Se Yehi QURAN Hai !!!

8. INSAN ka IMTEHAN

Rasool-Allah (Salallaho_Aleihe Wasalam) Ne Farmaya: "INSAN ka IMTEHAN is k EMAAN aur TAQWAY k mutabiq hota hay, Agar wo apne TAQWAY mai MAZBOOT hota hai, To uski AZMAISH bhi sakhti hoti hai, Yehi waja hai k sab sai ziyadah SAKHT AAZMAISH aur IMTEHAN NABIYON K HOWAY, Phir NAIK LOGON K, phir in say kum DARJAY […]

9. Car ki speed kion barha di

Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di...?? Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai hain, is say pehlay k koi accident ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

10. Quran ka mojza

Quran ka mojza Lafz "Al-bar" yani "Zameen" Quran pak main 13 baar aaya hay. Or Lafz "AL-Bahar" Yani "Samandar" 32 bar aaya hay. Total 13+32=45 Zameeni Elaqa:13/45x100=28.89% Samandri Elaqa: 32/45x100=71.11% Yani dunia main 28.89 % zameen hay or 71.11 % samandar hay. Khushki or pani ka bilkul yahi ratio aaj ki jadeed science ne daryaft […]

11. Naya islmai saal mubarak

Aap sab ko dill ki gehraiyon say nikli hoi bay shumar duaon k sath "NAYA ISLAMI SAAL" mubarak ho. Allah is naye saal ko aap sab k liye rehmaton, barkaton, khushyon, kamiyabion, khair-o-afiat, hifazat, aman, sukoon aur tamam tar naik khuwahishat ki takmeel ka saal bana day aur donon jehan ki sari naymatain ata farmaye […]

12. Hamain maaf farma

Ey Allah! Mai kamzor hun tu taqat wala hai Ey Allah! Mai ajiz hon tu be-neyaz hai Ey Allah! Mai mangta hon tu Daata hai Ey Allah! Mai mujrim hon tu shahensha hai Tujhe teri shane raheemi-o kareemi ka wasta' Hazrat Muhammad salalaho aleyhe wasalam k sadke muj par karam farma kiyun k mai kisi […]

13. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

14. ibadat main 2 chizain

Mujhey ibadat main 2 chizain bohut pasand hain, Sard mosam main FAJAR ki NAMAZ aur Garam mosam main RAMZAN k rozay {Hazrat Ali R.A}

15. Teri Zaat hi to GHAFOOR Hai..!

~ÂAEY RABÂ~ TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr, Ye Meri Nazr ka Qasoor Ha, TERI Rah Guzar Me Qadam Qadam, Kahein Arsh Ha, kahein Toor Ha! Ye Bja Ha MALIK-E-DO JAHAN, Meri Bandagi Me Qasoor Ha, Ye khata Ha Meri khata Mgr, TERA Nam B To GHAFOOR Ha, Ye Bta ma TUJH Se Miloon kahan, Mujhe […]

16. What is QURAN?

*What is"QURAN"* "Allah ki kitab"Jo poori dunya ki sardar" Kitab ko Laane Walay "JIBRAIL"(A.S) jo "Farishton" ka Sardar, "Jis par utra wo Nabiyon ka sardar "MOHAMMAD" (S.A) "jis "Ummat" par Utra wo ummaton ki sardar, Musalman "Jis shehar mein Utra wo"shahron" k sardar "MAKKAH, MADINA" "Jis Maheene mein utra wo Maheenon ka sardar" Ramzan aur […]

17. Jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning... Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

18. 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

19. Tamam barkatein ALLAH k liye hein

"ALLAH Wo hai Jisne tumhare liye saakin zameen banai, Aur aasmaan ko chhat banaya, Aur tumhari achhi achhi sooratien bana-een, Aur paak cheezon se tumhein rizq ata kiya, Wo Allah tumhara Rubb hai, Aur tamam barkatein ALLAH k liye hein Jo tamam jahanon ka Rubb hai. (Al-Mo'min; 64)

20. beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo

Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!

21. Faisla Allah Par Chorh Do

"Jab Dua Aur Koshish Say Baat Na Baney Tou Faisla Allah Par Chorh Do, Allah Apne Bando'n K Barey Main Behtar Fesla Karny Wala Hay" Hazrat Ali (R.A)

22. Aaj ki DUA

Aaj ki dua Aye Allah Mere WO tamam gunah maaf farma Jo meri duaon ki Qabuliat main Rukawat bante hain. Ameen

23. Larkion ko ezzat do

"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay To Kal Ko ho skta hai k Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den"... (Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)

24. 1 Anokhi Dua

1 Anokhi Dua Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan¢â‚¬Â¦ Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley Shorat itni mile jini ¢â‚¬Å“BB¢â‚¬Â ko mili Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko¢â‚¬Â¦ or Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

25. 1 Anokhi dua

1 anokhi dua Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan, Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya, Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay, Shohrat itni milay jitni "BB" ko mili Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko OR Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k

26. Namaz ki shaan

Namaaz ki shaan Jab tum namaz k liye khare hote ho to sir se asman tak rahmat-e-ilahi ghata ban k cha jati hai, farishtay charon taraf jama ho jate hain. Ek farishta pukarta hai k ay namazi agar tu dekh lay k tere samnay kon hai or tu kis se bat ker raha hai to […]

27. Zindagi ki ringtone kitni piyari hai

Hassi ko inbox Ansu ko outbox Ghussay ko hold Muskan ko sent Help ko ok Dil ko karo vibrate phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai

28. Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai

Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai, Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai, Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai, Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,

29. Bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK

Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar detay laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty or bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK

30. To ye unka personal problem hay

Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand karti hai Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai Ab jab-k pinko ko pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhaipinki k […]

31. Amal karo to zindagi sanwar jaye

Quran parho to dil khil jaye, Namaz parho to chehra roshan hojaye, Kitni dilkash hai Rasul-e-Khuda ki Sunnatain, Amal karo to zindagi sanwar jaye

32. Musibat, Rehmat aur neymat

Golden word's Jo musibat apko Allah ki taraf mutawajja kar de,wo musibat nahin rehmat he, Aor Jo neymat apko Allah se ghafil kardey woh neymat nahin, musibat hay.

33. Shaitan ki kamzori

1 din Rasool (S.A.W) ny Shaitan ko kmzori ki halat mai dekha or wja pochi, Usny kaha Ae RASOOL E KHUDA Ap (s.a.w) ki umat sy sakht ranj uthata hon, Ap (S.A.W) ki umat ki 6 khaslaten mujse brdasht nhi, 1-jb milen tu Salam krte hain 2-musafah krte hain 3-jb koi kam krna chahty hain […]