Hindi Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof...kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

Car ki speed kion barha di

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Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

2 sardar sit in a coffee shop

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2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: "jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi"
2nd: "Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

Sardar: india ka flag dikhao...

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Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.

Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .

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Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Waiter-Murga Langda si.
Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai.
Waiter-Murghi lay gai.
Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai..
Waiter-Murga sardar si

Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

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Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s

Daal suppose ki hoi hay

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1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ....
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha...:)

Sardar went to theatre

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Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
"Operation Theatre"