(19 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)
Loading ...1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ....
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha...:)
posted in Hindi Sardar SMS
(25 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
"Operation Theatre"
posted in Hindi Sardar SMS
(15 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5) Loading ...Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga...
posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS
(160 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5) Loading ...3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
posted in Hindi Exam SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p
posted in Hindi Sardar SMS
(27 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?
Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.
posted in Hindi Sardar SMS
(127 votes, average: 4.34 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS, Hindi Wife SMS
(55 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
posted in Hindi Sardar SMS
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