Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Hindi Sardar SMS
Hindi Sardar SMS / Text Messages
Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
(37 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)
Loading...Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
(83 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
1 takleef de skata hon?
(40 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
Singh in every sardar¢â‚¬â¢s name
(21 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...Why is ¢â‚¬Å“SINGH¢â‚¬Â added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?
Really u don¢â‚¬â¢t know?
Bcoz of it¢â‚¬â¢s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
(44 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
Subah 5 baje phansi
(44 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
Please bike taze na chalao
(48 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P