Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages

Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle....

Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy...

1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya..

Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri..

Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee..

Bussssssss!
Ussi Din se Mohabbat
" ANDHI " or husn
" ZALIM " ho gaya hai.......

Aaj k devdaas ki bat maano

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Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,

Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro

Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!

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Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai...
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo

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Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo,
hawain kehti hain pyar karo,
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo,
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo,