Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages

Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua
Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai
Sheikh bola lao mujhay do
Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay
Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.

“Bush” replies 2 “Faraz”..

Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy “Faraz”,bus farq sirf itna hy . .
Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne koota

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle

Nine zero pe 1
Muhajir gun le kr khara
Hogaya . Jo b wahan se
Guzarta
Us se poochta: tum kon?
Man : pathan
Muhajir shot
Dhuzzzz

Muhajir: tum kon ?
Man : baloch
Dhuzzzzz

Muhajir: tum kon ?
Khusra : tera baap
Muhajir : jao yaar
Apno ko konmaray …

Raks kerti hy gardish-e-dauran
Dar khuley hyn sharab khano’n k

Chai peeney ko ab kahan jaye’n
Band hotel huey pathano’n k :p

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…

Adnan sami ko indian girls ne
mehndi k moqa per khoob bjaya
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Beco-z
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He sang a song
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“zara dholki bjao gorioo”

Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.

Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
“knock out” Hota hai,

Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
“run out”

Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
“catch out”

G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
“lbw out”

Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
“stamp out”

Or kuch pedaishi “clean bold”
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH’AFZA bana diya…

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he