Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages

Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.

adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ……..

Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ………..
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena…

Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain;

Or peeche wali seat par
HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..

So, plz. Avoid CAR..

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye
mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye

subhanallah! !!

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,

Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor

main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire
lakin, lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire

GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja,
Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja,
k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja,
yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja,
is liye main ne aap ko bheja

Biryani khanay ki dua!

Niyat kerta hon main 4 plate biryani ki,
wastay 15,20 boti k
bama zarda, raita, or salad k
mun mera daig ki taraf.
BISMILLAH

1 night bijli chali gae…

PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat…
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

1 bar jan maang ker to daikho,
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1 bar yaad ker k to daikho..
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agar main na aaya to samajh laina
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main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai…