A recently fired
stock trader said ...
"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife..."
Latest husband & wife sms jokes collection (urdu & english)
Wife SMS / Text Messages
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
(190 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)
Loading...Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
(72 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)Loading...What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
(83 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5)Loading...Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
(96 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
(139 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
(46 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)Loading...Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango
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Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Was my fault...
(33 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)Loading...Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!"
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
(59 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)Loading...Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Any boyfriend before marriage
(70 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5)Loading...Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.
Husband aur wife in hotel
(63 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
3 Movie tickets
(67 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.