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Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS |

Was my fault…

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS |

Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS |

Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS |

Than we met

My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

posted in Wife SMS |

Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS |

Husband - tum kon hoo ?

Husband - tum kon hoo

Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS |

2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS |



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