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Latest husband & wife sms jokes collection (urdu & english) by sms4smile


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Wife SMS / Text Messages


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An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?"

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Similarity between chewing gum & begum

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What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Habbit of talking in sleep

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A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS


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Buying a diamond ring for wife

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Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
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Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS

WIFE IS DANGEROUS

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LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

posted in Wife SMS

Musibat abhi tali nahi hai

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patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

posted in Wife SMS

Too late for garbage

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS


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A successful man / woman

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A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS

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