SMS4Smile » Wife SMS http://sms4smile.com Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult] Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:59:05 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/3187.html http://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/3187.html#comments Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:57:27 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/3187.html Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/3187.html/feed/ 0 I'm talking to my wifehttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/im-talking-to-my-wife.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/im-talking-to-my-wife.html#comments Mon, 27 May 2013 05:46:12 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25832 Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/im-talking-to-my-wife.html/feed/ 0 Wife said I'm dyinghttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-said-im-dying.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-said-im-dying.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:39 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=24831 Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-said-im-dying.html/feed/ 0 A line on a Husband's T shirthttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-line-on-a-husbands-t-shirt.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-line-on-a-husbands-t-shirt.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:10 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25150 A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-line-on-a-husbands-t-shirt.html/feed/ 0 Than we methttp://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/than-we-met.html http://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/than-we-met.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:09 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/than-we-met.html My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Than we met.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/than-we-met.html/feed/ 0 Message of the yearhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/message-of-the-year.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/message-of-the-year.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:09 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=3487 Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/message-of-the-year.html/feed/ 0 2 Wise advices for married peopleshttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-wise-advises-for-married-peoples.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-wise-advises-for-married-peoples.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:03 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=24972 Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples Never laugh at your wife's choices... (You are on of them...) Never be Prouf of Your Choices... (Your Wife is one of them...)

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-wise-advises-for-married-peoples.html/feed/ 0 Husband sent a text to his wife at nighthttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/husband-sent-a-text-to-his-wife-at-night.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/husband-sent-a-text-to-his-wife-at-night.html#comments Sat, 10 Nov 2012 11:22:31 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25665 Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/husband-sent-a-text-to-his-wife-at-night.html/feed/ 0 Don't copy if u can't paste! :phttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-copy-if-u-cant-paste-p.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-copy-if-u-cant-paste-p.html#comments Tue, 25 Sep 2012 06:34:04 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25601 A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-copy-if-u-cant-paste-p.html/feed/ 0 Want to surprise your girlfriend?http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/want-to-surprise-your-girlfriend.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/want-to-surprise-your-girlfriend.html#comments Tue, 25 Sep 2012 06:30:45 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25602 Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife :p

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/want-to-surprise-your-girlfriend.html/feed/ 0 Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-go-inside-the-church-its-a-trap.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-go-inside-the-church-its-a-trap.html#comments Tue, 25 Sep 2012 06:19:51 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25599 In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? Man: our wedding DVD :p

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-go-inside-the-church-its-a-trap.html/feed/ 0 Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/man-wife-girlfriend-and-love.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/man-wife-girlfriend-and-love.html#comments Tue, 25 Sep 2012 06:18:11 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25598 Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-wish-2-be-a-newspaper.html/feed/ 0 A Special Package For Business Men.http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-special-package-for-business-men.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-special-package-for-business-men.html#comments Sat, 21 Jul 2012 04:54:39 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=24456 An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/similarity-between-chewing-gum-begum.html/feed/ 0 Habbit of talking in sleephttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/habbit-of-talking-in-sleep.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/habbit-of-talking-in-sleep.html#comments Tue, 10 Jul 2012 11:34:06 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=23601 A Lady to Doctor: My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/buying-a-diamond-ring-for-wife.html/feed/ 0 WIFE IS DANGEROUShttp://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/wife-is-dangerous.html http://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/wife-is-dangerous.html#comments Tue, 10 Jul 2012 11:33:51 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=9674 LOVE IS LIFE LIFE IS WIFE WIFE IS KNIFE and KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/wife-is-dangerous.html/feed/ 0 Musibat abhi tali nahi haihttp://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/musibat-abhi-tali-nahi-hai.html http://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/musibat-abhi-tali-nahi-hai.html#comments Sun, 08 Jul 2012 05:34:49 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=6106 patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai. . . . . . . taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/too-late-for-garbage.html/feed/ 0 A successful man / womanhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-successful-man-woman.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-successful-man-woman.html#comments Thu, 05 Jul 2012 09:09:47 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25379 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-successful-man-woman.html/feed/ 0 What if you don't see me for 2 days?http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-if-you-dont-see-me-for-2-days.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-if-you-dont-see-me-for-2-days.html#comments Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:59:33 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=23028 A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?" The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'! Monday passed and he didnt see her...... Tuesday and wednesday passed too..... On thursday his swelling became better And now [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-if-you-dont-see-me-for-2-days.html/feed/ 0 Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/who-is-guilty-husband-wife.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/who-is-guilty-husband-wife.html#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2012 20:31:30 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=22706 Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/5-funny-facts-life.html/feed/ 0 Why women starts with Whttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/why-women-starts-with-w.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/why-women-starts-with-w.html#comments Mon, 18 Jun 2012 08:04:14 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=22405 You know why women starts with 'W'... because all questions start with "W".. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/natural-disasters-just-happen.html/feed/ 0 Difference between Friend & Wifehttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/difference-between-friend-wife.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/difference-between-friend-wife.html#comments Tue, 05 Jun 2012 02:04:16 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=22079 Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/difference-between-friend-wife.html/feed/ 0 I Miss Youhttp://sms4smile.com/miss-you-sms/miss-you.html http://sms4smile.com/miss-you-sms/miss-you.html#comments Tue, 29 May 2012 14:39:43 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=4553 M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also. Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan. O: Our life [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/everybody-makes-mistakes-in-this-world.html/feed/ 0 Difference between Husband & gadhahttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/difference-between-husband-gadha.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/difference-between-husband-gadha.html#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 22:51:45 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=3767 Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/recently-fired-stock-trader.html/feed/ 0 What's the diff between Dava & Daru?http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/whats-the-diff-between-dava-daru.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/whats-the-diff-between-dava-daru.html#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 22:51:30 +0000 SMS Jokes http://www.sms4smile.com/?p=188 What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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