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Sardar always smile during lightning storms

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

posted in Sardar SMS |

Todays dinner should be lite

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

posted in Sardar SMS |

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |

Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

posted in Sardar SMS |

A sardar went to Pizza Hut

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

posted in Sardar SMS |

Scientific formula of water by sardar

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

posted in Sardar SMS |

Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.

2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?

1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p

posted in Sardar SMS |

1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga

dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he…..

posted in Sardar SMS |



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