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EK sardar ki faryad

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Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,

Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan

EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki

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50% of sardars are not donkeys

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Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.

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Taxi driver to sardar

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Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

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You are seeing my wife

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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

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Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?

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Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k

sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

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Sardar always smile during lightning storms

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Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

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