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Pair of strange socks

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

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It is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

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Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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Gun main nay chupa di thi

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

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Open lunch box in the middle of the road

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

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Sardar ji, tusse papa ban gaye

Nurse - “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji - ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”

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Aap ka aur apki bivi ka blood group aik hi hay

Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

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Kaisa machis(matchbox) lay k aaya hai

Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

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