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		<title>ATM Jammed because of &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &#038;
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar&#8217;s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said&#8221;, Enter Ur PIN&#8221;   
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		<title>Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 11:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSSSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
&#8220;Me sick, no work&#8221;
Boss SMS back:
&#8220;When I am sick I kiss my wife try it&#8221;
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
&#8220;Me ok, ur wife very sweet&#8221;
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		<title>I want my child to laugh</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 06:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
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I want my child to laughSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY  MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
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		<title>Sardar was wearing mosquito net</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 09:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
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Sardar was wearing mosquito netSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
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		<title>Sardar Bunks office</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
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Sardar Bunks officeSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
&#8216;baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
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		<title>Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 15:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
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Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti haiSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with &#8220;T&#8221;.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
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		<title>Differentiate wife and mother</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Differentiate wife and motherSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
&#8220;WIFE&#8221; &#038; &#8220;MOTHER&#8221;
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With &#8220;MOTHER&#8221;
&#038;
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our &#8220;WIFE&#8221;
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		<title>Sardar shopping early</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
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Sardar shopping earlySend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that&#8217;s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop&#8230;..:p
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		<title>An essay on cricket match</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 09:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
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An essay on cricket matchSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match. 
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
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		<title>Chemical symbols &amp; sardar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
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Chemical symbols &#038; sardarSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
&#038; 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
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