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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/22052.html/feed/ 0 Tring Tring Tring.http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/tring-tring-tring.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/tring-tring-tring.html#comments Tue, 11 Jun 2013 10:12:52 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/tring-tring-tring.html Tring Tring Tring. Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai? Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon. Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia, idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/tring-tring-tring.html/feed/ 0 How can you make seven even?http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/how-can-you-make-seven-even.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/how-can-you-make-seven-even.html#comments Wed, 08 May 2013 16:14:12 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/how-can-you-make-seven-even.html Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the S!!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/how-can-you-make-seven-even.html/feed/ 0 Sardar got into a bus on 1st Aprilhttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar-got-into-a-bus-on-1st-april.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar-got-into-a-bus-on-1st-april.html#comments Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:17:59 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=3352 Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/lady-wanted-2-go-2-toilet.html/feed/ 0 Sardar sent SMS to his BOSShttp://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss.html http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:24 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss.html Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss.html/feed/ 0 Interviewee; What is your date of birth?http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/interviewee-what-is-your-date-of-birth.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/interviewee-what-is-your-date-of-birth.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:23 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/interviewee-what-is-your-date-of-birth.html Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Sardar;nov 28. Interviewer;which year? Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/interviewee-what-is-your-date-of-birth.html/feed/ 0 Sardar proposed a girl......http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar-proposed-a-girl.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar-proposed-a-girl.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:23 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/sardar-proposed-a-girl.html Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar-proposed-a-girl.html/feed/ 0 Doctor suggested full body Xrayhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/doctor-suggested-full-body-xray.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/doctor-suggested-full-body-xray.html#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2013 03:32:14 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/doctor-suggested-full-body-xray.html Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/doctor-suggested-full-body-xray.html/feed/ 0 50% of sardars are not donkeyshttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/50-of-sardars-are-not-donkeys.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/50-of-sardars-are-not-donkeys.html#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2013 03:31:02 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/50-of-sardars-are-not-donkeys.html Newspaper Mein News Lugi K "50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys" The Sardars Protested. Next Day News Lagi K "50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys" The Sardars Celebrated.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/taxi-driver-to-sardar.html/feed/ 0 Bachelor or Married againhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/bachelor-or-married-again.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/bachelor-or-married-again.html#comments Sun, 06 Jan 2013 01:33:59 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=22475 Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/bachelor-or-married-again.html/feed/ 0 Todays dinner should be litehttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/todays-dinner-should-be-lite.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/todays-dinner-should-be-lite.html#comments Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:48:25 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/todays-dinner-should-be-lite.html Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him “Todays dinner should be light‚

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/practical-exam-and-legs-test.html/feed/ 0 A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning househttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-sardar-ji-pulled-out-6-people-from-a-burning-house.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-sardar-ji-pulled-out-6-people-from-a-burning-house.html#comments Thu, 27 Dec 2012 09:43:51 +0000 SMS Jokes http://www.sms4smile.com/?p=192 A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-sardar-ji-pulled-out-6-people-from-a-burning-house.html/feed/ 0 Sardar filed an application 4 divorcehttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar-filed-an-application-4-divorce.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar-filed-an-application-4-divorce.html#comments Wed, 26 Dec 2012 03:14:05 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar-filed-an-application-4-divorce.html A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/kept-the-door-open-while-bathing.html/feed/ 0 2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummyhttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/2-sardars-lookin-at-an-egyptian-mummy.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/2-sardars-lookin-at-an-egyptian-mummy.html#comments Sun, 28 Oct 2012 23:39:33 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/2-sardars-lookin-at-an-egyptian-mummy.html 2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case hai. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/latest-version-of-java.html/feed/ 0 Number dial karnay se pehley do lagainhttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/number-dial-karnay-se-pehley-do-lagain.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/number-dial-karnay-se-pehley-do-lagain.html#comments Fri, 03 Aug 2012 18:51:44 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/number-dial-karnay-se-pehley-do-lagain.html A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ? bcoz there it was written "Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/number-dial-karnay-se-pehley-do-lagain.html/feed/ 0 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-sardar-were-fixing-a-bomb-in-a-car.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-sardar-were-fixing-a-bomb-in-a-car.html#comments Sat, 21 Jul 2012 04:54:50 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-sardar-were-fixing-a-bomb-in-a-car.html 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/no-word-like-impossible-in-my-dictionary.html/feed/ 0 Pair of strange sockshttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/pair-of-strange-socks.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/pair-of-strange-socks.html#comments Thu, 19 Jul 2012 15:18:24 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/pair-of-strange-socks.html Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/it-is-wrong-to-sleep-with-married-women.html/feed/ 0 Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhtahttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/awaaz-sunaideti-hai-aadmi-nahi-dikhta.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/awaaz-sunaideti-hai-aadmi-nahi-dikhta.html#comments Sun, 15 Jul 2012 16:52:22 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/awaaz-sunaideti-hai-aadmi-nahi-dikhta.html Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/you-will-die-within-2-hours.html/feed/ 0 Open lunch box in the middle of the roadhttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/open-lunch-box-in-the-middle-of-the-road.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/open-lunch-box-in-the-middle-of-the-road.html#comments Tue, 10 Jul 2012 11:33:57 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/open-lunch-box-in-the-middle-of-the-road.html Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/open-lunch-box-in-the-middle-of-the-road.html/feed/ 0 Sitting on the top of mountainhttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sitting-on-the-top-of-mountain.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sitting-on-the-top-of-mountain.html#comments Sun, 08 Jul 2012 05:34:49 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/sitting-on-the-top-of-mountain.html Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sitting-on-the-top-of-mountain.html/feed/ 0 A Teacher lecturing on populationhttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/a-teacher-lecturing-on-population.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/a-teacher-lecturing-on-population.html#comments Sat, 07 Jul 2012 20:29:19 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/a-teacher-lecturing-on-population.html A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/a-teacher-lecturing-on-population.html/feed/ 0 Why r all these people running?http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/why-r-all-these-people-running.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/why-r-all-these-people-running.html#comments Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:59:34 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/it-only-seems-longer.html Sardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/why-r-all-these-people-running.html/feed/ 0 How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/how-can-a-sardar-kill-a-lion.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/how-can-a-sardar-kill-a-lion.html#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2012 20:31:30 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/how-can-a-sardar-kill-a-lion.html How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/how-can-a-sardar-kill-a-lion.html/feed/ 0 This horrible thing is what you call modern arthttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/this-horrible-thing-is-what-you-call-modern-art.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/this-horrible-thing-is-what-you-call-modern-art.html#comments Mon, 18 Jun 2012 08:04:14 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/this-horrible-thing-is-what-you-call-modern-art.html Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/this-horrible-thing-is-what-you-call-modern-art.html/feed/ 0 I wanna die like my grandpahttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/i-wanna-die-like-my-grandpa.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/i-wanna-die-like-my-grandpa.html#comments Tue, 05 Jun 2012 18:10:59 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/i-wanna-die-like-my-grandpa.html Sardar's wish : when i die, I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/i-wanna-die-like-my-grandpa.html/feed/ 0 Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/give-me-20-cr-or-else-return-my-20-rs-back.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/give-me-20-cr-or-else-return-my-20-rs-back.html#comments Tue, 05 Jun 2012 02:04:17 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/give-me-20-cr-or-else-return-my-20-rs-back.html Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/give-me-20-cr-or-else-return-my-20-rs-back.html/feed/ 0 Go and water the plantshttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/go-and-water-the-plants.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/go-and-water-the-plants.html#comments Tue, 29 May 2012 14:39:44 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/go-and-water-the-plants.html Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant its already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/go-and-water-the-plants.html/feed/ 0 Sardar : u will go to jail..http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar-u-will-go-to-jail.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar-u-will-go-to-jail.html#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 22:51:46 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/sardar-u-will-go-to-jail.html Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar-u-will-go-to-jail.html/feed/ 0 http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/3184.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/3184.html#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 22:51:41 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/3184.html Collection of sardar sms jokes suitable for sms / text message. We hope you will enjoy our latest funny sardar jokes :)

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/3184.html/feed/ 0 The report said, "DELIVERED"http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/the-report-said-delivered.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/the-report-said-delivered.html#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 22:51:31 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/the-report-said-delivered.html Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/the-report-said-delivered.html/feed/ 0 Sardar Joined a new jobhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sardar-joined-a-new-job.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sardar-joined-a-new-job.html#comments Fri, 11 May 2012 18:28:54 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sardar-joined-a-new-job.html Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sardar-joined-a-new-job.html/feed/ 0 A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girlhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-sardar-saw-a-beautiful-girl.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-sardar-saw-a-beautiful-girl.html#comments Fri, 11 May 2012 18:27:50 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-sardar-saw-a-beautiful-girl.html A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-sardar-saw-a-beautiful-girl.html/feed/ 0 ATM Jammed because of ...http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/atm-jammed-because-of.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/atm-jammed-because-of.html#comments Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:48:04 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=19880 Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/atm-jammed-because-of.html/feed/ 0 I want my child to laughhttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/i-want-my-child-to-laugh.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/i-want-my-child-to-laugh.html#comments Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:59:46 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=10533 Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/i-want-my-child-to-laugh.html/feed/ 0 A sardarji photographer is focusinghttp://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/a-sardarji-photographer-is-focusing.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/a-sardarji-photographer-is-focusing.html#comments Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:58:37 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/a-sardarji-photographer-is-focusing.html A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/a-sardarji-photographer-is-focusing.html/feed/ 0 How do you recognize a Sardar in School?http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/how-do-you-recognize-a-sardar-in-school.html http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/how-do-you-recognize-a-sardar-in-school.html#comments Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:58:37 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms-collection/how-do-you-recognize-a-sardar-in-school.html How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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