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Santa Banta SMS Messages Collection

Santa throw the butter out of the window?

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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

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What comes first the chicken or the egg ?

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Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

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Santa was drawing money from ATM.

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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

What should I write against mother tongue

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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!

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Tumhari galat fahami hai

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Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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Kissing ur wife in ur home….

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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

posted in Santa Banta SMS

It’s only with a female

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American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

posted in Santa Banta SMS

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