I will never marry in my life
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
posted in Santa Banta SMS
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
posted in Santa Banta SMS
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
posted in Santa Banta SMS
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
posted in Santa Banta SMS
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
posted in Santa Banta SMS
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
posted in Santa Banta SMS
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
posted in Santa Banta SMS
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