Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

What should I write against mother tongue

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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!

A Chini was in hospital.

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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

Cable T.V

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Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Bank make your dreams come true

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true...

To avoid side effects

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Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

Dont carry umbrella during rain

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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Because married men are more obedient.

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.