Santa throw the butter out of the window?
(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
Loading ...Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5) Loading ...Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
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(13 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5) Loading ...Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
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(12 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5) Loading ...Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
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(8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5) Loading ...Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
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(16 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5) Loading ...A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
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(13 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5) Loading ...An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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(8 votes, average: 2.88 out of 5) Loading ...American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
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