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Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages


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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

I will never marry in my life

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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.

posted in Santa Banta SMS

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

posted in Santa Banta SMS


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Santa throw the butter out of the window?

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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

posted in Santa Banta SMS

Santa & Mathematical conversion

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Santa Banta SMS

Lion bounced on wife

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In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS, Wife SMS

Dont carry umbrella during rain

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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

posted in Rainy day SMS, Santa Banta SMS


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What comes first the chicken or the egg ?

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Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

posted in Santa Banta SMS

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