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SMS Jokes — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:15:36 +0000

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Cable T.V

User_Submitted_SMS — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:24:33 +0000

Cable T.V

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Cable T.VSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don’t study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Bank make your dreams come true

User_Submitted_SMS — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:46:59 +0000

Bank make your dreams come true

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Bank make your dreams come trueSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true…

To avoid side effects

User_Submitted_SMS — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 09:07:40 +0000

To avoid side effects

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To avoid side effectsSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!

Theif entered kitchen

User_Submitted_SMS — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:02:18 +0000

Theif entered kitchen

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Theif entered kitchenSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

It’s only with a female

SMS Jokes — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 08:14:55 +0000

It’s only with a female

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It’s only with a femaleSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female

What a shot you made – santa singh

SMS Jokes — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:49:06 +0000

What a shot you made – santa singh

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What a shot you made – santa singhSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

Dont carry umbrella during rain

User_Submitted_SMS — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:23:43 +0000

Dont carry umbrella during rain

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Dont carry umbrella during rainSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com Bantas advise:- Dont carry umbrella during rain Keep WHISPER on ur head ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Santa & Mathematical conversion

SMS Jokes — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:54:35 +0000

Santa & Mathematical conversion

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Santa & Mathematical conversionSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

Cut workload by 50%

SMS Jokes — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:32:34 +0000

Cut workload by 50%

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Cut workload by 50%Send Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa:That is great, I will take two of them:p