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> <channel><title>SMS4Smile &#187; Santa Banta SMS</title> <atom:link href="http://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://sms4smile.com</link> <description>Latest SMS / text messages &#38; jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday &#38; adult]</description> <lastBuildDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:59:05 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1</generator> <item><title></title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/3185.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/3185.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:57:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
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href="http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/3185.html"></a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
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title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/3185.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Headlights and wipers</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/headlights-and-wipers.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/headlights-and-wipers.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=23930</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights &#038; told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers &#038; said No, no..No no. :D</p><p><a
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href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/headlights-and-wipers.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Santa in court</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-in-court.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-in-court.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=24182</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli &#038; 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-in-court.html">Santa in court</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-in-court.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/a-lady-calls-santa-for-repairing-door-bell.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/a-lady-calls-santa-for-repairing-door-bell.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
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title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/a-lady-calls-santa-for-repairing-door-bell.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/an-englishman-and-santa-inside-the-toilet.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/an-englishman-and-santa-inside-the-toilet.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
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href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/an-englishman-and-santa-inside-the-toilet.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Titanic was sinking.</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/titanic-was-sinking.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/titanic-was-sinking.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 04:54:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/titanic-was-sinking.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!</p><p><a
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href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/titanic-was-sinking.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Google or Yahoo ???</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/google-or-yahoo.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/google-or-yahoo.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 04:54:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=23715</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Santa:- 'Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?' . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ? Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on Google'... :D ;)</p><p><a
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href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/google-or-yahoo.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Theif entered kitchen</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/theif-entered-kitchen.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/theif-entered-kitchen.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:48:04 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>User_Submitted_SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=8269</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?</p><p><a
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href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/theif-entered-kitchen.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>It&#039;s only with a female</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/its-only-with-a-female.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/its-only-with-a-female.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:59:46 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms-collection/its-only-with-a-female.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/its-only-with-a-female.html">It's only with a female</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/its-only-with-a-female.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/once-banta-singh-attended-an-interview.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/once-banta-singh-attended-an-interview.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:58:35 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/once-banta-singh-attended-an-interview.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your [...]</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/once-banta-singh-attended-an-interview.html">Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
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title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/once-banta-singh-attended-an-interview.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>What a shot you made - santa singh</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-a-shot-you-made-santa-singh.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-a-shot-you-made-santa-singh.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 13:50:12 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-a-shot-you-made-santa-singh.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-a-shot-you-made-santa-singh.html">What a shot you made - santa singh</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-a-shot-you-made-santa-singh.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Cut workload by 50%</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/cut-workload-by-50.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/cut-workload-by-50.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:35:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misc SMS Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=3435</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa:That is great, I will take two of them:p</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/cut-workload-by-50.html">Cut workload by 50%</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/cut-workload-by-50.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Thats a lucky match stick</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/thats-a-lucky-match-stick.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/thats-a-lucky-match-stick.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:41:01 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/thats-a-lucky-match-stick.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your [...]</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/thats-a-lucky-match-stick.html">Thats a lucky match stick</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/thats-a-lucky-match-stick.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>U r just trying 2 make me jealous.</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/u-r-just-trying-2-make-me-jealous.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/u-r-just-trying-2-make-me-jealous.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:23:46 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms-collection/u-r-just-trying-2-make-me-jealous.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/u-r-just-trying-2-make-me-jealous.html">U r just trying 2 make me jealous.</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/u-r-just-trying-2-make-me-jealous.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Because married men are more obedient.</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:23:45 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html">Because married men are more obedient.</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Banta to his new bride</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/banta-to-his-new-bride.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/banta-to-his-new-bride.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:05:05 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/banta-to-his-new-bride.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?‚ “Of course, dear, no trouble,‚ she replied. “But what will you live on?‚</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/banta-to-his-new-bride.html">Banta to his new bride</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/banta-to-his-new-bride.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-sing-ka-20-saal-bad-bacha-hua.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-sing-ka-20-saal-bad-bacha-hua.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:24:41 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-sing-ka-20-saal-bad-bacha-hua.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-sing-ka-20-saal-bad-bacha-hua.html">Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-sing-ka-20-saal-bad-bacha-hua.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>I will never marry in my life</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/i-will-never-marry-in-my-life.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/i-will-never-marry-in-my-life.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:24:32 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/i-will-never-marry-in-my-life.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/i-will-never-marry-in-my-life.html">I will never marry in my life</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/i-will-never-marry-in-my-life.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-goes-2-a-petrol-pump.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-goes-2-a-petrol-pump.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:39:43 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-goes-2-a-petrol-pump.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone &#038; says DON"T CALL ME NOW.</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-goes-2-a-petrol-pump.html">Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-goes-2-a-petrol-pump.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Santa throw the butter out of the window?</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-throw-the-butter-out-of-the-window.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-throw-the-butter-out-of-the-window.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 12:30:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms-collection/santa-throw-the-butter-out-of-the-window.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-throw-the-butter-out-of-the-window.html">Santa throw the butter out of the window?</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-throw-the-butter-out-of-the-window.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Santa &amp; Mathematical conversion</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/santa-mathematical-conversion.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/santa-mathematical-conversion.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 12:29:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misc SMS Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=3970</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/santa-mathematical-conversion.html">Santa &#038; Mathematical conversion</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/santa-mathematical-conversion.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Lion bounced on wife</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/lion-bounced-on-wife.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/lion-bounced-on-wife.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2011 06:08:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Wife SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=23702</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/lion-bounced-on-wife.html">Lion bounced on wife</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/lion-bounced-on-wife.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Dont carry umbrella during rain</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/barish-rain-sms/bantas-advise.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/barish-rain-sms/bantas-advise.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 20:45:15 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>User_Submitted_SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Rainy day SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=4442</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Bantas advise:- Dont carry umbrella during rain Keep WHISPER on ur head ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/barish-rain-sms/bantas-advise.html">Dont carry umbrella during rain</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/barish-rain-sms/bantas-advise.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>What comes first the chicken or the egg ?</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-comes-first-the-chicken-or-the-egg.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-comes-first-the-chicken-or-the-egg.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 04:56:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms-collection/what-comes-first-the-chicken-or-the-egg.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-comes-first-the-chicken-or-the-egg.html">What comes first the chicken or the egg ?</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-comes-first-the-chicken-or-the-egg.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Coffee and wine shop difference</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/coffee-and-wine-shop-difference.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/coffee-and-wine-shop-difference.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 21:32:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=23531</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop &#038; WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE &#038; WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/coffee-and-wine-shop-difference.html">Coffee and wine shop difference</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/coffee-and-wine-shop-difference.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Santa was drawing money from ATM.</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-was-drawing-money-from-atm.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-was-drawing-money-from-atm.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:44:58 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-was-drawing-money-from-atm.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-was-drawing-money-from-atm.html">Santa was drawing money from ATM.</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
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