Politics SMS / Text Messages

In politics,
your enemies cant hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

I don't make jokes

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I dont make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Change their party for principles

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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

Pollution of democracy

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The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

Government is like a baby

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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Politics is the gentle art of....

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Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.