Politics SMS / Text Messages

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Politics is the gentle art of....

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Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

A good leader is a person

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A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

The more u observe about this Politics thing

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The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that"s out always looks the best.

The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

I offer my opponents a bargain

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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.