Politics SMS / Text Messages

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.