Politics SMS / Text Messages

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Mushraf ki niyat

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.