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Politics SMS / Text Messages


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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power...
become lovers of wisdom.

posted in Politics SMS

Any party which takes credit for the rain

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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

posted in Politics SMS

Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Politics SMS


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Considering his achievements of

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Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

posted in Politics SMS

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

"Dard-e-bhutto"
"Dard-e-bhutto"
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
""Dard-e-Bhutto""

ha koi muqabla karne wala

posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS, Politics SMS

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

posted in Politics SMS

In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u

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In politics,
your enemies cant hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

posted in Politics SMS


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I don't make jokes

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I dont make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

posted in Politics SMS

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