SMS4Smile » Politics SMS http://sms4smile.com Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult] Sun, 19 May 2013 05:48:11 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/messages-18.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/messages-18.html#comments Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:57:27 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/messages-18.html These days politcians are well engaged in playing their politics with peoples, so have this in mind an increase in political / politics sms have been increased, hence we have compiled a nice collection of policticians sms messages.Some major players of politics in Pakistan are benazir & mushraf, some sms on our website are also [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/messages-18.html/feed/ 0 The return of phoolan devi (bb)http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/the-return-of-phoolan-devi-bb.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/the-return-of-phoolan-devi-bb.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:44 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/the-return-of-phoolan-devi-bb.html On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! "The return of phoolan devi", Directed by Condi Rice, Scripted in London & Produced by GHQ. Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto), Character Actor:Musharraf Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel. Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie, Dancer: Sherry, Music: MQM & Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/the-return-of-phoolan-devi-bb.html/feed/ 0 I offer my opponents a bargainhttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/i-offer-my-opponents-a-bargain.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/i-offer-my-opponents-a-bargain.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:44 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/i-offer-my-opponents-a-bargain.html I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/i-offer-my-opponents-a-bargain.html/feed/ 0 Good citizens who do not vote.http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/good-citizens-who-do-not-vote.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/good-citizens-who-do-not-vote.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:44 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/good-citizens-who-do-not-vote.html Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/good-citizens-who-do-not-vote.html/feed/ 0 The most cruel & wicked guy on earthhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-most-cruel-wicked-guy-on-earth.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-most-cruel-wicked-guy-on-earth.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:44 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/the-most-cruel-wicked-guy-on-earth.html Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-most-cruel-wicked-guy-on-earth.html/feed/ 0 Politics has been concerned with right or lefthttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-has-been-concerned-with-right-or-left.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-has-been-concerned-with-right-or-left.html#comments Sat, 21 Jul 2012 04:55:07 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-has-been-concerned-with-right-or-left.html Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-has-been-concerned-with-right-or-left.html/feed/ 0 Promising young man should go into politicshttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/promising-young-man-should-go-into-politics.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/promising-young-man-should-go-into-politics.html#comments Sat, 21 Jul 2012 04:55:07 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/promising-young-man-should-go-into-politics.html A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/promising-young-man-should-go-into-politics.html/feed/ 0 Politics is derived from...http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-is-derived-from.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-is-derived-from.html#comments Tue, 10 Jul 2012 11:34:32 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-is-derived-from.html The word politics is derived from the word poly, meaning many, and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-is-derived-from.html/feed/ 0 Mankind will never see an end of trouble untilhttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/mankind-will-never-see-an-end-of-trouble-until.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/mankind-will-never-see-an-end-of-trouble-until.html#comments Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:48:04 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/mankind-will-never-see-an-end-of-trouble-until.html Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/mankind-will-never-see-an-end-of-trouble-until.html/feed/ 0 Any party which takes credit for the rainhttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/any-party-which-takes-credit-for-the-rain.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/any-party-which-takes-credit-for-the-rain.html#comments Fri, 27 Apr 2012 13:50:20 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/any-party-which-takes-credit-for-the-rain.html Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/any-party-which-takes-credit-for-the-rain.html/feed/ 0 Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillathttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/pervez-musharraf-qaid-e-qillat.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/pervez-musharraf-qaid-e-qillat.html#comments Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:35:36 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/pervez-musharraf-qaid-e-qillat.html M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/pervez-musharraf-qaid-e-qillat.html/feed/ 0 Considering his achievements ofhttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/considering-his-achievements-of.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/considering-his-achievements-of.html#comments Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:41:02 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/considering-his-achievements-of.html Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been given the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/considering-his-achievements-of.html/feed/ 0 Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhuttohttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/dil-main-he-mere-dard-e-bhutto.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/dil-main-he-mere-dard-e-bhutto.html#comments Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:23:50 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/dil-main-he-mere-dard-e-bhutto.html Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto "Dard-e-bhutto" "Dard-e-bhutto" Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ha koi muqabla karne wala

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/dil-main-he-mere-dard-e-bhutto.html/feed/ 0 Honesty in politics is much like oxygenhttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/honesty-in-politics-is-much-like-oxygen.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/honesty-in-politics-is-much-like-oxygen.html#comments Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:05:54 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/honesty-in-politics-is-much-like-oxygen.html Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/honesty-in-politics-is-much-like-oxygen.html/feed/ 0 In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt uhttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/in-politics-ur-enemies-cannot-hurt-u.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/in-politics-ur-enemies-cannot-hurt-u.html#comments Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:24:42 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/in-politics-ur-enemies-cannot-hurt-u.html In politics, your enemies cant hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/in-politics-ur-enemies-cannot-hurt-u.html/feed/ 0 I don't make jokeshttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/i-dont-make-jokes.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/i-dont-make-jokes.html#comments Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:24:33 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/i-dont-make-jokes.html I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/i-dont-make-jokes.html/feed/ 0 Politics is the art of looking for troublehttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-is-the-art-of-looking-for-trouble.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-is-the-art-of-looking-for-trouble.html#comments Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:39:43 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-is-the-art-of-looking-for-trouble.html Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-is-the-art-of-looking-for-trouble.html/feed/ 0 Government is like a babyhttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/government-is-like-a-baby.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/government-is-like-a-baby.html#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:28:04 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/government-is-like-a-baby.html Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/government-is-like-a-baby.html/feed/ 0 Change their party for principleshttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/change-their-party-for-principles.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/change-their-party-for-principles.html#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:28:04 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/change-their-party-for-principles.html Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles for the sake of their party.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/change-their-party-for-principles.html/feed/ 0 We have plenty of Confidence in this countryhttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/we-have-plenty-of-confidence-in-this-country.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/we-have-plenty-of-confidence-in-this-country.html#comments Fri, 27 May 2011 04:56:48 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/we-have-plenty-of-confidence-in-this-country.html We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. -Will Rogers

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/we-have-plenty-of-confidence-in-this-country.html/feed/ 0 Pollution of democracyhttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/pollution-of-democracy.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/pollution-of-democracy.html#comments Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:37:15 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/pollution-of-democracy.html The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/pollution-of-democracy.html/feed/ 0 Politics is the gentle art of....http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-is-the-gentle-art-of.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-is-the-gentle-art-of.html#comments Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:37:02 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-is-the-gentle-art-of.html Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/politics-is-the-gentle-art-of.html/feed/ 0 Good leaders are like baseball umpireshttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/good-leaders-are-like-baseball-umpires.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/good-leaders-are-like-baseball-umpires.html#comments Tue, 11 Jan 2011 03:54:38 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/good-leaders-are-like-baseball-umpires.html Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/good-leaders-are-like-baseball-umpires.html/feed/ 0 A good leader is a personhttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/a-good-leader-is-a-person.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/a-good-leader-is-a-person.html#comments Tue, 11 Jan 2011 03:54:31 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/a-good-leader-is-a-person.html A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/a-good-leader-is-a-person.html/feed/ 0 The more u observe about this Politics thinghttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/the-more-u-observe-about-this-politics-thing.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/the-more-u-observe-about-this-politics-thing.html#comments Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:44:08 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/the-more-u-observe-about-this-politics-thing.html The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that"s out always looks the best.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/the-more-u-observe-about-this-politics-thing.html/feed/ 0 Those who r 2 smart 2 engage in politicshttp://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/those-who-r-2-smart-2-engage-in-politics.html http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/those-who-r-2-smart-2-engage-in-politics.html#comments Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:43:49 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/those-who-r-2-smart-2-engage-in-politics.html Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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