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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
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Send Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
These days politcians are well engaged in playing their politics with peoples, so have this in mind an increase in political / politics sms have been increased, hence we have compiled a nice collection of policticians sms messages.Some major players of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The most cruel &amp; wicked guy on earth</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 04:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
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The most cruel &#038; wicked guy on earthSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel &#038; wicked Guy on Earth. 
But he Failed,  He Came Out Angrily &#038; Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
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		<title>Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/pervez-musharraf-qaid-e-qillat.html">Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat</a><br/><br/><strong><a title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS</a></strong> / <a title="Lovely love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a> / <a title="Latest Funny sms jokes messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny Jokes SMS</a> / <a title="Text messages collection" href="http://sms4smile.com/">Text messages</a> from SMS4Smile.com</p>
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-QillatSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
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		<title>Considering his achievements of</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
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Considering his achievements ofSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
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		<title>Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 05:58:46 +0000</pubDate>
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhuttoSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
&#8220;Dard-e-bhutto&#8221;
&#8220;Dard-e-bhutto&#8221;
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
&#8220;&#8221;Dard-e-Bhutto&#8221;"
&#8220;&#8221;Dard-e-Bhutto&#8221;"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
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		<title>Honesty in politics is much like oxygen</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/honesty-in-politics-is-much-like-oxygen.html">Honesty in politics is much like oxygen</a><br/><br/><strong><a title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS</a></strong> / <a title="Lovely love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a> / <a title="Latest Funny sms jokes messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny Jokes SMS</a> / <a title="Text messages collection" href="http://sms4smile.com/">Text messages</a> from SMS4Smile.com</p>
Honesty in politics is much like oxygenSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
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		<title>Promising young man should go into politics</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/promising-young-man-should-go-into-politics.html">Promising young man should go into politics</a><br/><br/><strong><a title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS</a></strong> / <a title="Lovely love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a> / <a title="Latest Funny sms jokes messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny Jokes SMS</a> / <a title="Text messages collection" href="http://sms4smile.com/">Text messages</a> from SMS4Smile.com</p>
Promising young man should go into politicsSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
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		<title>In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://sms4smile.com/politics-sms/in-politics-ur-enemies-cannot-hurt-u.html">In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u</a><br/><br/><strong><a title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS</a></strong> / <a title="Lovely love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a> / <a title="Latest Funny sms jokes messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny Jokes SMS</a> / <a title="Text messages collection" href="http://sms4smile.com/">Text messages</a> from SMS4Smile.com</p>
In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt uSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
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		<title>I don&#8217;t make jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
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I don&#8217;t make jokesSend Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.
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		<title>Good citizens who do not vote.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Good citizens who do not vote.Send Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.
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