Funny SMS Messages Collection

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Bun k ajnabi mily thay zindagi k safr mein kahin,
In yadon k lamhon ko kabhi bhoolaingay nahin,

Agar yaad rakhna fitrat hai aapki,
Bhool jane ki adat hamain bhi nahin

Waqt guzarta raha per sans thami si thi,
Muskura rahe thy hum,per ankhon me nami si thi,

Saath hamaray jahan tha sara,
Per najanay kion tumhari kami si thi

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti
Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti
Sath agar ho zindgi main doston ka
To zindgi jannat se kum nahi hoti

Kaanto k badlay
Phool kia do ge,

Aansoon k badlay
Khushi kia do ge,

Hum chahtay hain aap se umar bhar ki dosti
Hamary is SMS ka jawab kia do gay…?

Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy,
Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,

Koi muntazi hy uska kitni shiddat se,
Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy…

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)