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1. All boys r d same

For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same" should be asked; Who told HER to try ALL OF THEM!!:-P

2. A boys eye / girls heart

A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd But A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

3. The latest slogn of boys

The latest slogn of boys: Pakistan is our nation Girls are our Destination Dating is Our Occupation Flirting is our Profession Leave about Education

4. All girls r beautiful n boys innocent

All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare) All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare'S Wife)

5. Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...

15 years back Parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy Now-A-Days Parents wants their boy to get married to a good girl

6. Reason for crying of girls/boys

Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: "GIRL"

7. 7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ?

7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ? 1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever, 2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat, 3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans, 4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be Their Friend, 5: The Same Hair Style Lasts For Years […]

8. Enlarged version of *BOYS**

Dear GIRLS...! When a guy adds u on facebook it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband... That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!... And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status.. he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ... When […]

9. Tied rakhi to the following boys

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis

10. Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook

Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P

11. Great message at reception of company

Great Message written at the reception of a corporate company.. We don't pay you for having "brains" We only reward "you" for using them "intelligently"

12. Give your hundred percent in a relationship

A boy 'n a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest 'n the most beautiful marble aside 'n […]

13. Never joke with brainless girls

Girl: What You'll Do If I Die? Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A Note: " I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..." Moral: Never Joke With Brainless Girls

14. Heart & brain to understand

Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other? Bcoz God Gave Good Brains To Men n Good Hearts To Women But Men Use Their Hearts & Women Use Their Brains

15. Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

16. Happy New Year in Bengali

May This New Year Be One Of Its Kinds. May It Be An Opportunity To Fill Your Life With Bright Cheer And Happiness. May It Bring Prosperity And Joy For The Rest Of Your Life. Have A Great New Year for All my Bengali Friends. Happy New Year in Bengali is called,"Happy Nobo Borsho"

17. Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college

18. Love has no age....

Someone Asked Shakespeare: "U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?" He Showed Him A Calendar N Said "A Week Has 7 Days; Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, Either Sunday Or Saturday ?? So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age" Love Has No Age. -MORAL: Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

19. Agree With The Dictionary

Agree With The Dictionary. Boys Before Girls, Partying Before Studying & Friends Before Love

20. We r just friends yar

Shakspear said, "A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever." Lincoln said, "Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love." Wrdswrth said, "Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LIKE U." Jackie Chan said, "Love is a everlasting Friendship." Michael Jackson said,"If 1 can […]

21. Meaning of thanks

Do u know the meaning of Thanks? It means.. T-ten H-hugs A-and N-nine Ks-kisses thats why girls always says Thanks to boys And boys say.. its my pleasure :-)

22. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

23. I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond

Boy: I Love You..? Girl: Hahahahaha Boy: I Won't Live Without You..? Girl: Hahahahahahaha ... Boy: I Will Die For You..? Girl: Hahahahahahahaha Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..? Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ? . . . Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

24. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

25. What is a girl friend?

What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

26. A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

27. A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

28. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

29. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

30. True friends are rare to find

True friends are rare to find True friends are always very kind. True friends are ornaments so beautiful. True friends always make us cheerful. True friends are the work of perfection. True friends give us right direction. True friends always shine like moon. True friends are the greatest boon

31. We find comfort somewhere

There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to expect too much; but then, if one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere.

32. Believe this lie, it's really true

1 fine morning in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys woke up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Took out their swords & shot each other, One deaf pliceman heard the noise & Killed the 2 dead boys Beleive this lie, it's really true, Ask the blind beggar, he saw […]

33. Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"