Misleading SMS / Text Messages

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

U r so cute and dashing

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Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..

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JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)

Only you were selected

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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Your 5 qualities

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Ur 5 qualities:

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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

What's an average 6 inch long

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What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
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?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive