Misleading SMS / Text Messages

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But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
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Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju

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Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

We will buy new wedding wring

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Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,

Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

What is 6" inch long

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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

When things go wrong, i want 2 b there

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When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
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cause I want 2b there 4 U!
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