Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)
posted in Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
posted in Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS
Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..
4
more
JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Misleading SMS
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS
Ur 5 qualities:
1---------
2---------
3---------
4---------
5---------
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
posted in Insult SMS, Misleading SMS
Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!
posted in Funny SMS, Love SMS, Misleading SMS
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