Misleading SMS / Text Messages

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
Im totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
Im crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦
(My neighbour say all this to me)

Caught sleeping together

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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

I love PAKISTAN

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I love PAKISTAN

P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida

PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN

Yar I trusted you so much

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Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
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.
.
I'm so CUTE.

Wife said I'm dying

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Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai

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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D