Misleading SMS / Text Messages

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

It's the things that satisfies your mind

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It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna

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Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond

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Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
...
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho

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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

I want u ... To be with me In a

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I want u ...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.... &
to say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"

If ever I was rude to u

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If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don't hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p