It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Misleading & double meaning SMS / Text messages in Hindi, Urdu & English
Misleading SMS / Text Messages
I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond
(254 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
Loading...Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
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Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho
(86 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
I want u ... To be with me In a
(251 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)Loading...I want u ...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.... &
to say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"
If ever I was rude to u
(23 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)Loading...If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don't hesitate,
JUST SLAP URSELF
mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
Close ur eyes n think about yourself
(156 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)
U r so cute and dashing
(38 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Loading...Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..
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more
JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)
Your 5 qualities
(101 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)Loading...Ur 5 qualities:
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2---------
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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Only you were selected
(75 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
What's an average 6 inch long
(334 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Who is dear & near friend...
(96 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)Loading...Whos hot... Its U,
Whos
Charming... Its U,
Whos
Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos
Intelligent... Its U,
Whos dear & near friend... Its U
Whos a liar.. Its me
Pillow is like a true love
(69 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.