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Misleading & double meaning SMS / Text messages in Hindi, Urdu & English by sms4smile


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Misleading SMS / Text Messages


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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

posted in Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS

Yar I trusted you so much

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Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
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I'm so CUTE.

posted in Misleading SMS

Short thing gets longer

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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

Click here for answer!
Read the rest of this entry »

posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS, Riddle SMS


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Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju

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Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

posted in Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS

Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

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Millions of people write love letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky i m!
Great words said by
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** dust bin **

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Misleading SMS

We will buy new wedding wring

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Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,

Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS

What is 6" inch long

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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS


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When things go wrong, i want 2 b there

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When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
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cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

posted in Misleading SMS

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