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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Only you were selected

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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

What's an average 6 inch long

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What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
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?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Who is dear & near friend...

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Whos hot... Its U,
Whos
Charming... Its U,
Whos
Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos
Intelligent... Its U,
Whos dear & near friend... Its U
Whos a liar.. Its me

Pillow is like a true love

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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Love is possible after friendship

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Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!

3153600 seconds - sirf aap ko hi yaad kia

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In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.

Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai

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I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
Im totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
Im crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦
(My neighbour say all this to me)