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> <channel><title>SMS4Smile &#187; Misleading SMS</title> <atom:link href="http://sms4smile.com/category/misleading-sms/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://sms4smile.com</link> <description>Latest SMS / text messages &#38; jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday &#38; adult]</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 05:48:11 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1</generator> <item><title></title><link>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/messages-24.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/messages-24.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:57:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/messages-24.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>By "double meaning or misleading sms" we refer to those messages which are twisted and tends to be different than somebody can think of. Enjoy reading &#038; rating our misleading sms messages collection:)</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/messages-24.html"></a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/messages-24.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title></title><link>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/3183.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/3183.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:57:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/3183.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Here have compiled a great list of misleading sms / text messages which are also known as Double meaning sms / text messages &#038; twisted sms / text messages</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/3183.html"></a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/3183.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Someone misses you</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/someone-misses-you.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/someone-misses-you.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:17:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[April Fools SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/someone-misses-you.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ..</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/someone-misses-you.html">Someone misses you</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/someone-misses-you.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>I am your girlfriend is ....</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/your-girlfriend-is.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/your-girlfriend-is.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:17:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[April Fools SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/your-girlfriend-is.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools day</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/your-girlfriend-is.html">I am your girlfriend is ....</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/your-girlfriend-is.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Plz call me, its urgent</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/plz-call-me-its-urgent.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/plz-call-me-its-urgent.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:17:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[April Fools SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/plz-call-me-its-urgent.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/plz-call-me-its-urgent.html">Plz call me, its urgent</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/plz-call-me-its-urgent.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:17:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[April Fools SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/islamic-sms/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world.html">U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Caught sleeping together</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/caught-sleeping-together.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/caught-sleeping-together.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=16917</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/caught-sleeping-together.html">Caught sleeping together</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/caught-sleeping-together.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Wife said I&#039;m dying</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-said-im-dying.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-said-im-dying.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Wife SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=24831</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-said-im-dying.html">Wife said I'm dying</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-said-im-dying.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/koi-gham-nahi-magar-dil-udas-hai.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/koi-gham-nahi-magar-dil-udas-hai.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Poetry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/koi-gham-nahi-magar-dil-udas-hai.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/koi-gham-nahi-magar-dil-udas-hai.html">Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/koi-gham-nahi-magar-dil-udas-hai.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Yar I trusted you so much</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/yar-i-trusted-you-so-much.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/yar-i-trusted-you-so-much.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/yar-i-trusted-you-so-much.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Yar I trusted you so much but ur mouth is never shut. Why did u tel otherz my secrets? U really disappointed me, plz stop telling everybody that, . . . . I'm so CUTE.</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/yar-i-trusted-you-so-much.html">Yar I trusted you so much</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/yar-i-trusted-you-so-much.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Short thing gets longer</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/short-thing-gets-longer.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/short-thing-gets-longer.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:13:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>User_Submitted_SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Riddle SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=6965</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>A short thing its get longer as u hold it &#038; pass between woman's breast &#038; enters into a small hole What is it? Click here for answer! Ans. cars seat belt...u dirty mind</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/short-thing-gets-longer.html">Short thing gets longer</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/short-thing-gets-longer.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/dewangi-se-kum-na-thi-kuch-apni-justuju.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/dewangi-se-kum-na-thi-kuch-apni-justuju.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 04:55:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Poetry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=3527</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/dewangi-se-kum-na-thi-kuch-apni-justuju.html">Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/dewangi-se-kum-na-thi-kuch-apni-justuju.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Millions Of People Write Love Letters.</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/millions-of-people-write-love-letters.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/millions-of-people-write-love-letters.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 04:55:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misc SMS Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=25186</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Millions of people write love letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me, Just imagine how lucky i m! Great words said by . . . ** dust bin **</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/millions-of-people-write-love-letters.html">Millions Of People Write Love Letters.</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
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isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=4181</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/adult-sms.html">We will buy new wedding wring</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/adult-sms.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>What is 6&quot; inch long</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/6-inch-long.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/6-inch-long.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:59:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>User_Submitted_SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=4476</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6" long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/6-inch-long.html">What is 6" inch long</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/6-inch-long.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>When things go wrong, i want 2 b there</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/when-things-go-wrong-i-want-2-b-there.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/when-things-go-wrong-i-want-2-b-there.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:58:45 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/when-things-go-wrong-i-want-2-b-there.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart &#038; when tears flow 4rm your eyes, just let me know. . . cause I want 2b there 4 U! I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/when-things-go-wrong-i-want-2-b-there.html">When things go wrong, i want 2 b there</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/when-things-go-wrong-i-want-2-b-there.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>It&#039;s the things that satisfies your mind</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/its-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/its-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:35:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Cool/Decent SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/its-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body &#038; soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/its-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind.html">It's the things that satisfies your mind</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/its-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Meri tarah perfect</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/meri-tarah-perfect.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/meri-tarah-perfect.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:41:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misc SMS Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=3724</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient &#038; just realize that . . . . "ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/meri-tarah-perfect.html">Meri tarah perfect</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/meri-tarah-perfect.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>I want u ... To be with me In a</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-want-u-to-be-with-me-in-a.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-want-u-to-be-with-me-in-a.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:05:52 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4smile.com/?p=348</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>I want u ... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... &#038; to say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-want-u-to-be-with-me-in-a.html">I want u ... To be with me In a</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-want-u-to-be-with-me-in-a.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do-2.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do-2.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:05:12 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Poetry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do-2.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo, Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do-2.html">Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do-2.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:24:42 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Poetry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do.html">Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sharafat-se-roz-sms-kia-karo-warna.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sharafat-se-roz-sms-kia-karo-warna.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:24:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Poetry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sharafat-se-roz-sms-kia-karo-warna.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge, Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge, Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna, Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sharafat-se-roz-sms-kia-karo-warna.html">Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sharafat-se-roz-sms-kia-karo-warna.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-will-gift-you-a-gold-ring-with-diamond.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-will-gift-you-a-gold-ring-with-diamond.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 05:25:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=25221</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Boy: I Love You..? Girl: Hahahahaha Boy: I Won't Live Without You..? Girl: Hahahahahahaha ... Boy: I Will Die For You..? Girl: Hahahahahahahaha Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..? Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ? . . . Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-will-gift-you-a-gold-ring-with-diamond.html">I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-will-gift-you-a-gold-ring-with-diamond.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>If ever I was rude to u</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/if-ever-i-was-rude-to-u.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/if-ever-i-was-rude-to-u.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:39:43 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/if-ever-i-was-rude-to-u.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don't hesitate, JUST SLAP URSELF mistake aap ki hi hogi :p</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/if-ever-i-was-rude-to-u.html">If ever I was rude to u</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/if-ever-i-was-rude-to-u.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 05:05:54 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Poetry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho.html">Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Close ur eyes n think about yourself</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/close-ur-eyes-n-think-about-yourself.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/close-ur-eyes-n-think-about-yourself.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:28:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/close-ur-eyes-n-think-about-yourself.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Close ur eyes n think about yourself, ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks Now open your eyes Free main HORROR film dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo;-)</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/close-ur-eyes-n-think-about-yourself.html">Close ur eyes n think about yourself</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/close-ur-eyes-n-think-about-yourself.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Only you were selected</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/only-you-were-selected.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/only-you-were-selected.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:27:50 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/only-you-were-selected.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected &#038; Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/only-you-were-selected.html">Only you were selected</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/only-you-were-selected.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>What&#039;s an average 6 inch long</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/whats-an-average-6-inch-long.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/whats-an-average-6-inch-long.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:27:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=3712</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>What's an average 6 inch long Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/whats-an-average-6-inch-long.html">What's an average 6 inch long</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/whats-an-average-6-inch-long.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>U r so cute and dashing</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/u-r-so-cute-and-dashing.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/u-r-so-cute-and-dashing.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:51:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misc SMS Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=23371</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR. Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U Coz U r so Cute &#038; Dashing.. 4 more JOKES recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/u-r-so-cute-and-dashing.html">U r so cute and dashing</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/u-r-so-cute-and-dashing.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Pillow is like a true love</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/pillow-is-like-a-true-love.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/pillow-is-like-a-true-love.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:06:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/pillow-is-like-a-true-love.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/pillow-is-like-a-true-love.html">Pillow is like a true love</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/pillow-is-like-a-true-love.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Your 5 qualities</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/your-5-qualities.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/your-5-qualities.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:44:58 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/your-5-qualities.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Ur 5 qualities: 1--------- 2--------- 3--------- 4--------- 5--------- Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj ye jaga khali na hoti</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/your-5-qualities.html">Your 5 qualities</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/your-5-qualities.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Love is possible after friendship</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/love-sms/love-is-possible-after-friendship.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/love-sms/love-is-possible-after-friendship.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:37:15 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Love SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4smile.com/?p=331</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured....!!!</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/love-sms/love-is-possible-after-friendship.html">Love is possible after friendship</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/love-sms/love-is-possible-after-friendship.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Who is dear &amp; near friend...</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/who-is-dear-near-friend.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/who-is-dear-near-friend.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:37:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/who%e2%80%98s-dear-near-friend.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Whos hot... Its U, Whos Charming... Its U, Whos Sweetest.. Its U, Whos Intelligent... Its U, Whos dear &#038; near friend... Its U Whos a liar.. Its me</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/who-is-dear-near-friend.html">Who is dear &#038; near friend...</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/who-is-dear-near-friend.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>3153600 seconds - sirf aap ko hi yaad kia</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/3153600-seconds-sirf-aap-ko-hi-yaad-kia.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/3153600-seconds-sirf-aap-ko-hi-yaad-kia.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:45:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/3153600-seconds-sirf-aap-ko-hi-yaad-kia.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>In 1 year, 12 months, 365 days &#038; nights, 8760 hours, 52560 min, 3153600 sec, sirf aap ko hi yaad kia. Aur sirf 2 mins lagay is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/3153600-seconds-sirf-aap-ko-hi-yaad-kia.html">3153600 seconds - sirf aap ko hi yaad kia</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/3153600-seconds-sirf-aap-ko-hi-yaad-kia.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/aisa-mujhe-bajuwali-kehti-hai.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/aisa-mujhe-bajuwali-kehti-hai.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:44:08 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/aisa-mujhe-bajuwali-kehti-hai.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>I always think about U. I cant live without U. I really need U. Im totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. Im crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦ (My neighbour say all this to me)</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/aisa-mujhe-bajuwali-kehti-hai.html">Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/aisa-mujhe-bajuwali-kehti-hai.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>I love PAKISTAN</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-love-pakistan.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-love-pakistan.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:43:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-love-pakistan.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>I love PAKISTAN P= parveen A= asma K= kiran I= iqra S= seher T= tuba A= aalia N= nida PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan i love PAKISTAN</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-love-pakistan.html">I love PAKISTAN</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-love-pakistan.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/hum-ho-gaye-tumhare-tumhe-sochne-k-bad.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/hum-ho-gaye-tumhare-tumhe-sochne-k-bad.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:43:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Poetry SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/hum-ho-gaye-tumhare-tumhe-sochne-k-bad.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad, Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad, Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad, KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad</p><p><a
href="http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/hum-ho-gaye-tumhare-tumhe-sochne-k-bad.html">Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad</a> is a SMS Message from: <a
href=http://sms4smile.com>SMS4Smile</a> <br/><br/><strong><a
title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Funny sms" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a
title="Good Night SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/">Good Night SMS</a></strong> or <strong><a
title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> messages from SMS4Smile.com</p>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/hum-ho-gaye-tumhare-tumhe-sochne-k-bad.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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