Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha,
Ankhon me jagta he koi rat ki tarah,

Tumse umed thi k nibhao gy dosti,
Tum bhi badal gaye Karachi k halaat ki tarah.

It’s a girls world

If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he’s mannerless!

If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he’s flirt,

If girl is silent, she’s feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he’s being rude

If girls walk in a group it’s a group,
If a boy walk in a group it’s GANG!

The world’s most beautiful sentence is…
“BUT…I LOVE U”
and the world’s most selfish and painful sentence is
“I LOVE YOU…BUT..”

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Thoughts r many but words r few,
I m always there for you,
When things go wrong
Don’t turn blue,
Just give me a call & say,

“Yaar, kitthay hai tu”

Q:What is more painful?
When a person whom u trust, hurts u?
OR
The person whom u hurt, still trusts u?

Think about that & reply!

Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it’s employees.

First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p