Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!

Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO”, “MACHAR BHAGAO”

1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
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Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

1 Police officer bachey se:
Beta: Kia tumhare abu “Al Qaida” mein hain?
Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein
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“Noorani Qaida” pe hoon

Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki,
Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki,

SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye,
Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki

My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!

Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D