1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib
khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha:D
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Hassi ko inbox
Ansu ko outbox
Ghussay ko hold
Muskan ko sent
Help ko ok
Dil ko karo vibrate
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai
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75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
“Zarorut-e-rishta”
7 din k baad ek letter aaya
“Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain”
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1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?
Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!
A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho
A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american ho:p:D
posted in Misc SMS Jokes |
Chai wala:
bholi si sorut,
ankhon me masti
dor khari sharmaye, aye haye.
Girl Reply:
Kali si surat,
hath mein kaitli,
dor khara chillaye,
chai chai
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Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
“will you marry me?”
The girl replied,”No”
aur is tarah
Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes |
I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
.
.
..
.
.
All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P
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A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.
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