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Yoga cured nervousness

A young woman who was worried about
her habit of biting her fingernails
was advised by a friend to take up yoga.
She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga
had totally cured her nervousness.
“No,” she replied, ”
but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Yoga affect on drinking habbit

Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

*Nice patriotic story*

*Nice patriotic story*
1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha,
or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha.
Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k
light chali gaye
pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola
“Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad”

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Sorry for late SMS

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

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Love begins with (today and yesterday)

“LOVE”

Starts from eyes

Grows with gifts

End with tears

but 2day

“LOVE”

starts from mobiles

Grows with balance share

Ends with number busy

posted in Love SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Message of the year

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

Feel a life without me

Feel a life without me,

Khali khali se hai na….
Bus!
Apni baat hi kuch aisi hy

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

If somebody comes n tells u

If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!

Don’t b afraid, go to him,

Catch his neck,
and tell him
“Kisay hor noo naa dasin”

posted in Misc SMS Jokes



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