Guiness Book Of World Record
Guiness Book Of World Record
Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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” Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai ”
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Guiness Book Of World Record
Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
.
.
.
.
.
.
” Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai ”
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
The best way to
release office stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
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“Bhaar Main Jaye Company …”:D
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Corporate Lessons
“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”
“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”
“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”
“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”
“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.”
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Pathan’s wife bought a
Beautiful sweater for her husband…
She sent it to him by parcel
Along with a note … That said
“the buttons of d sweater r removed
Since they were too heavy & added
To the postage. U’ll find ‘em
In d right hand pocket of the sweater”
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Thoughts On Men
Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
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