Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

The best way to
release office stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
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“Bhaar Main Jaye Company …”:D

Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .

Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p

Corporate Lessons

“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”

“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”

“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”

“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”

“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.”

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…

Pathan’s wife bought a
Beautiful sweater for her husband…
She sent it to him by parcel
Along with a note … That said
“the buttons of d sweater r removed
Since they were too heavy & added
To the postage. U’ll find ‘em
In d right hand pocket of the sweater”

Thoughts On Men

Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan