Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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” Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai ”

The best way to
release office stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
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“Bhaar Main Jaye Company …”:D

Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .

Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p

Corporate Lessons

“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”

“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”

“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”

“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”

“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.”

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…

Pathan’s wife bought a
Beautiful sweater for her husband…
She sent it to him by parcel
Along with a note … That said
“the buttons of d sweater r removed
Since they were too heavy & added
To the postage. U’ll find ‘em
In d right hand pocket of the sweater”

Thoughts On Men

Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.