The taste of Oranges
The walk in Frost
The Golden sunlight
The beauty of Autumn colors
The magic of wet red leaves...
"Happy Slow Arrival of Winter"

The best way to
release office stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
.
.
.
.
"Bhaar Main Jaye Company ...":D

Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan... "
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.

Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check in the assembly line that
whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in Pakistan.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.
Empty boxes were flown away! :-D
Genius Nation.

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
.
.
.
2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)