Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.”

You can’t tap your back for a job well done.
You can’t hug yourself for comfort.
You can’t cry on your shoulders when tears fall.
That’s why you have GOD in your life,
to let Him do whatever you can’t.

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye

U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive

Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.
Ali : Good
So Does This One Work Better?

The most romantic country of the world..?
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guess!
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O yes! it’s Pakistan
u know y?
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har raat candle light dinner
(thanks to kesc)

The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
“The best is yet to come”
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!

Happy January !

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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” Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai ”