nur machli ya mada
aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Riddle SMS
aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
.
.
.
Read the rest of this entry »
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Riddle SMS
Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.”
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
You can’t tap your back for a job well done.
You can’t hug yourself for comfort.
You can’t cry on your shoulders when tears fall.
That’s why you have GOD in your life,
to let Him do whatever you can’t.
posted in Inspirational Quotes SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.
Ali : Good
So Does This One Work Better?
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
The most romantic country of the world..?
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guess!
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O yes! it’s Pakistan
u know y?
?
?
har raat candle light dinner
(thanks to kesc)
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
“The best is yet to come”
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!
Happy January !
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Santa Banta SMS
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