Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,

U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,

You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p

Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,

Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

I always think about U.
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I can't live without U.
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I really need U.
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I'm totally mad about U.
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I just wanna be with U.
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I'm very desperate for U.
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I'm crazy 4 U.
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I wanna marry U.
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I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai

Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,

girl closed her eyes and
return back saying "love is blind".

Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte‚¦

Excuse me.....
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check...
Some error is there....
Kyonki sms jata to hai...
par aata nahi hai.

Behind every successful student
there is a Good Teacher

But What about Failed student?

A BEAUTIFUL
TEACHER...!