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Coolest mom of the millenium:
Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk?
Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P
awara beti ki awara amma. . . :D

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Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera

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Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:->

-Don't talk in front of my back.

-Both of U 3 get out of my room.

-Open the window, let the environment come in.

-I have 2 sisters both are girls.

-All of U stand in a straight circle.

-Give me a red pen of any colour.

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654321 Aim in life

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Aim in life should b 654321

Shocked?

6-Six digit salary
5-Five working days
4-Four wheeler car
3-Three room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One sweetheart :-D

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Poison in hearts..!

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A snake has its poison in its teeth..

A dog in its tongue..

A scorpio in its tale..

Its only the human who have poison in their hearts..!

Strange but true!

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Too many damn security cameras!

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GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I'd come back with
five Kgs of potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of juices,
packets of chocolates & candies

You can't do that now.
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Too many damn security cameras!!";-)

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Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?

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TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
but the other lesser known facts:

1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz's sister.

Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???

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Trick for cheap dinner at sareena hotel

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A beggar to another beggar:
I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday.
Another beggar: how?

First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday,
I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner.

When the bill came, i said, i had no money.
The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him.
I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.

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Break bones not heart

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Don't Break anyone's heart
They have only one of it...
Break their bones..
They have 206 of them.. ;-)

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