Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!

Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song:
“O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya.”

Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.

Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,

Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,

Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”

Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.

adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9