Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Thandi he coffee garam karloo,
Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo,

Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai,
Abey thori c to sharam karloo…..

God apun se bola
khidhar jane ka
jannat ya dozakh?
Apun bola dozakh
u know apun aisa q bola?
Because
apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega…..

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”

Doosra aadmi,
“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge….

1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha,
Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye

1 admi ne pathan se pocha,
tumne kia bola tha..??

Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

Ek sher doctor ki zubani:

Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan,

Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko “SISTER” kehna parh raha

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta:p

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai