Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?

A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.

O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
kisey da dil na torna,

Mgar sms karrna na chadna

Aik larki Njoomi se,
Meray liye sittara kon sa hai?

Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain?
Larki boli.11. Njoomi,
tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

Air hostess pathan se:
Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai ….

Suno ghour se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
Hai na hum pure hindustani.

Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.